Friday, February 13, 2009

Fun with Slackers!

So, I'm stuck working in master control for the first half of my workday today. Master control is pretty much what you'd think it is, and less... I sit behind 3 enormous switchboards - that don't work for shit - and open doors. You got it. I am a glorified doorman. Not even a glorified doorman. Doormen (is that politically incorrect? I'm sorry... Doorpeople) get a shiny maroon uniform, and get to be a funny foil for a story's protagonist. I'm just a button pusher.

Anywho, a probation officer calls up and asks for some information on the kid, as he's in the field and didn't come prepared. I looked up the kid and found that no information had been put in the computer - with the exception of his name and the crime committed. The conversation went a little something like this:

He asked, "Do you have the school he goes to?"
"Well, Why not?"
"I suppose that your Case Aide [an assistant] didn't put the information into the computer."
"Ok, well can you just give me his phone number so I can call him?"
"Actually, that's not in here, either. Whoever has current possession of the folder didn't put anything in the computer."
"Well, I don't know anything about this kid! Who has possession of the folder?"
I look that up.
"Umm... You do. It says it's specifically in your office."
"Well who the hell put that in there?"
I said, "According to did."

"Aww crap! Don't tell anybody I did that."

Sure!!!! :)

Sometimes, other people make poking fun at them FAR too easy!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

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