Maid for each other: my search for sanity.

I've hired a maid. More specifically, I've hired a background-checked, eco-friendly, completely organic maid service. I am 22, and I have a maid service. I think this makes me a yuppy. 

In my defense, this should help immensely with my time management. If I don't have to worry about coming home and cleaning, doing the laundry, doing my homework, and making dinners for the next day, perhaps I can do a few of those things a bit better. (namely, the homework, as this is my last semester.)

Don't think ill of me.

But, if you do, I have this to say...

MY HOME IS CLEANER THAN YOURS!!! NANEE NANEE BOO BOO!!!