And, please, tip your waitstaff!
I’m not racist, but…
black people don’t tip.
Canadians don’t tip.
Mexicans, typically, travel in packs
of no less than 9 and don’t tip either.
rich people hardly tip.
old people don’t tip much.
George W. Bush is not an intelligent speaker…
and if you think otherwise you’re probably a bad tipper
Yes, I know “George W. Bush”
is not a race. Let us thank God
for that. (and I’m pretty sure
he never has to tip.)
Asians have too much money
and tip a little less than 10%.
fat people tip pretty well.
hot young people tip a dollar.
ugly young people tip great!
gay people tip straight people.
rednecks don’t tip gay people.
and marry their cousins. ☺
but I, honestly, don’t mind serving you
as long as you tip me.