Dying? Thinking about dying? Know anyone who might be dying? Or, maybe, do you just like a really good deal? Well, guess what strangeness is coming to an online WalMart store near you?
Ranging from the Lady de Guadalupe casket priced at $895 all the way up to the Sienna Bronze casket hocked for the everyday low price of $2,899! There are 14 styles to choose from, but I think my favorite is the coffin equivalent of a double wide, called the Regal Wide Bodied Steel Casket which boasts a 4" wider width than other standard caskets and reinforced swing handles. I'm trying not to make a joke out of this, as caskets can be a sensitive subject for other people. ...ok...Can't stand it anymore. I suppose that last style is for those of us that said, "When I die I want to be fat and happy rather than starving and miserable!" Who wants to put odds on owners of this model being cardiac patients? Really, you can't fit into a coffin?
In news that hopefully won't be related to this: I've come down with another bout of cold. The back of my throat is sore, I'm a little sniffly, and my body aches all over. I'm debating as to whether I should attempt working tonight. I could use the money, but we're doing ok enough to where I could take one day off and just make it up next week. I'll probably go in... Always need more money, and, unfortunately, the only way I can get it is to serve people food. I suppose inciting two different riots this week leads to a sore throat... Boo on colds!
Love and Lyte,