Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Ted Nugent: Douchebag Inductee


This hasn't gone to TV yet (as far as I can tell), but I'm sure this will be circulating the news show circuit by tomorrow morning. Royal Flush magazine - which I had never heard of before now - did a phone interview with Ted Nugent in which he spouts off ignorance of the most uneducated, volatile, poisonous kind. It's tragic, because reading his interview reminds you that there are thousands of people out there that share his illogical, stupid opinion.

The Motor City Madman said that for every time someone famous mentions the phrase "animal rights" he will 'slaughter' 100 animals in both Texas and Michigan. He believes people that eat tofu are responsible for the 'death of billions of things.' He thinks it would be funny to see Richard Pryor on fire. He believes people who need food stamps should eat their pets. Also, he wants to kill everyone that Oh, and the sound bite that will be making the rounds on news shows:

I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.

Yep... You read that right. Maybe The Nuge should call up Mayor Douche and go huntin' for those hundreds of needlessly slaughtered animals while talking crap about the President. They'd get along famously.

At this point, I'll spare you my commentary. Suffice it to say, Ted Douchent is totally welcome into the circle of Inciting A Riot's Douchebag Inductees.

What do you think about Ted Douchent's words? Read the interview and let me know by writing a comment or emailing IncitingARiotPodcast@gmail.com

Quick note: Two of my Witch Vox articles were listed in the top 20 articles of 2009 by the site. Seeing as how I just started posting articles there the last 2 months, this is pretty huge. The order is determined by readership of each article. What's really cool is that The Pagan Secret (published on Nov. 29th - one month ago) is the 5th highest read article of 2009, and still climbing. Such a cool honor, and I'm so grateful for the positive responses. Thank you to all for making Inciting A Riot such a cool, rewarding endeavor.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

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