Wednesday, May 18, 2011

News Fire Lyte Isn't Reporting (But Other People Are!)

There are a few news stories out there that I would love to talk about, get into the consciousness of you, the Rioters. However, I am not always capable of reporting the news in the wittiest, most unique manner. It's quite important sometimes to be entertained by the news in order for you to remember a story's finer points.

Thus, today, I give you some of the news stories I've been watching closely...as presented by some of my favorite commentators.

First up, Jon Stewart and the ridiculous controversy over rapper, actor, and poet Common being asked to come to the White House.



Of course, Bill O'Reilly had Jon Stewart on to debate this whole sham of a controversy. If you're interested in watching the entirety of that discussion, the link to it can be found here.

As I mentioned on the podcast, Rachel Maddow did an excellent job of displaying the reality of oil company executives begging for unneeded taxpayer subsidies in a year in which they are making record-breaking profits.



You almost don't get more oleaginous than that. (Those of you that remember your Word of the Day segments will get the pun.)

Finally, and I'm sure you'll appreciate this one, Anderson Cooper did one heckuva job inducting Donald Trump into his Ridiculist for dropping out of the 2012 Presidential Race far too early.



I hope you've enjoyed this edition of News Fire Lyte Isn't Reporting (But Other People Are!).

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

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