Starbucks. Gay. Semen. Lattes.
|A pic of me enjoying a heaping pile of Starbuck's Semen Coffee circa 2011.|
I would comment on it, but I'm truthfully just presenting it to you because you might be like me and need about 7 minutes of the hardest, most gut-bustling laughter I've had in quite a long time. I didn't get 3 minutes into the video before I found it was difficult to breathe and I thought I might lose my breakfast if I kept up.
So... I present to you... The Harlem pastor who is making an honest to goodness claim that Starbuck's is putting gay semen in their beverages in order to attract the repeat business of sodomites.
Love and Lyte,