Starbucks. Gay. Semen. Lattes.

A pic of me enjoying a heaping pile of Starbuck's Semen Coffee circa 2011.
There's a video going around the gay blogosphere that I just couldn't not share. (Apologies to grammarians everywhere.)

I would comment on it, but I'm truthfully just presenting it to you because you might be like me and need about 7 minutes of the hardest, most gut-bustling laughter I've had in quite a long time. I didn't get 3 minutes into the video before I found it was difficult to breathe and I thought I might lose my breakfast if I kept up.

So... I present to you... The Harlem pastor who is making an honest to goodness claim that Starbuck's is putting gay semen in their beverages in order to attract the repeat business of sodomites.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte


  1. Male semen? Are there other types? I can't even. Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh, I'm going to go get a venti extra jizz latte now. ;)

  2. Mmmm yummy spooge latte!!! I heard it's good for the skin. Seriously though, you know the guy probably got the idea while drinking a late and fantasizing about it. Who else thinks of that stuff but closet cases?

  3. How else am I supposed to get extra protein with my coffee? What fucking planet is this guy from?


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