Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Episode 23: Inciting A BrewHaha

Episode 23 of Inciting A Riot: the Podcast is actually part 2 of a conversation on curses started on Episode 12 of Velma Nightshade's esteemed podcast, WitchesBrewHaha. So, please, if you haven't checked out that show yet, do so. However, that doesn't mean you'll be lost! Velma and I delve deeply into the ethics of curses, the 3-fold-law, harm none, and spells that include caveats at the end.

And just because we're Inciting A Combined Riot doesn't mean we forgot about your favorite segments!

News: Derrick Martin is going to prom and looking for a place to live while Sex.com is up for sale!

Word of the Day: esemplastic

Gripe Department: The US census doesn't really look at much.

Poetry: Immigrant Worker

I apologize for any audio issues. The episode may be a bit quiet. Bear with me, as this is my first time trying to record through an internet connection.

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Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Arresting the Hutaree

Perfect example of a group doing something in the name of religion without actually employing the tenets of that religion. Court documents allege that a Michigan-based group called the Hutaree, formed around 2008, have been planning to kill an anonymous law enforcement officer and then ambush that officer's colleagues at the funeral. In June of last year, the leader and his son began teaching other members of their group how to build and use homemade explosives such as pipe bombs in preparation for this act of terrorism.

Now, you might assume I'm talking about some sort of middle eastern terrorist cell, given the strange name. You'd be wrong. You can actually go to the Hutaree's website and find that they're average-looking caucasian Americans. This group's site claims that their goal is "preparing for the end time battles to keep the testimony of Jesus Christ alive

At first glance this looks like a bunch of middle-aged guys in camo in the woods playing paintball, but then you notice those guns are real. And that they claim the word 'hutaree' means 'Christian warrior.' They have a briefing page keeping track of the oil market, gold market, world weather, and something called Rapture Ready.

Authorities claim this group is highly dangerous, as it is comprised of severely fanatical conspiracy theorists who firmly believe the government is taking over their lives - and, of course, working for Satan. This group does not delineate who is and is not a member of Satan's little orgy of destruction. If you're in any way presently connected with the government, you're evil and need to be let loose from this mortal coil.

I cannot help but think that we've heard this story time and time again. Pick a domestic terrorist. Any of them. In all likelihood they believed either all or part of the following:

  1. The government is out to get them.
  2. As good Christians we need to stand up for what's 'right.'
  3. They are not being heard by those in power.
  4. They feel they need to be prepared for some impending disaster.
  5. These messages have been beaten in to their heads through ultra-conservative media.
It is this last one I consider the most dangerous and all-encompassing. It goes back to what I was saying last summer - during the time when people were bringing guns to Obama appearances - that the media needs to have some sort of responsibility about the dangerous rhetoric they spout as truth. If one overly opinionated pseudo newscaster waxes ludicrously about being prepared for an impending governmental takeover, or about how some citizen or member of the administration is evil (i.e. Tiller the Baby Killer), or some other such nonsense, and some idiot guy or group takes that too literally, that blood is partially on the hands of that television personality.

It is.

The Glenn Becks, Rush Limbaughs, and Bill O'Reillys of TV need to have some sort of fine or censure as it concerns such messages of hate. These wildly inciteful remarks do nothing but create a culture of governmental mistrust and anger towards those who aren't WASPs (white anglo-saxon protestant). 


Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Monday, March 29, 2010

Interview with a Schmuck

Goodness gracious! I had an interview today with a totally skeezy douche.

Well, I digress. Let me be blunt: I interviewed for a pyramid scheme today.

Didn't mean to. Didn't know it was anything other than the 'marketing firm' it claimed to be.... Until I got there and realized there was no furniture to be found in this 'office building,' and the guy interviewing me wanted to know why the hell I had even shown up. Because my background doesn't really = marketing.

I'm thinking...You called me. That's why I'm here.

He put me down. He put my degree down. Then he wanted to let me know that I was going to be part of a special, select interview to be held at Sam's Club later this week. Then he detailed the inner workings of the company, telling me I would graduate from some program (that I'd apparently signed up for just by walking in the door) in 6 months and start my own business where I trained other people for 6 months and then they would train people and so on...

That, dear Rioters, is the definition of a pyramid scheme.

And though I was called back and told I'd been selected for the special Sam's Club interview later this week, I highly doubt I'll be attending.

Even though it would make me super special.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Jaguar Inductee: Ricky Martin

Bless this gorgeous latino hunk of sex. Ricky Martin came out today in a big way, stating unequivocally on his website that he is a proud, 'fortunate homosexual man.' Though it isn't a requirement of the Jaguar Watch club that the inductee be gay, Martin's revelation didn't necessarily hurt his induction.

The 'She Bangs' singer is a latin-crossover sensation with number one albums, bilingual sex appeal, and a killer Speedo body.

Really, though, it's great that he's come out. He, I think, is the first major pop star with an insane amount of fame and sex appeal to come out in America. In addition to his gayness, Ricky has been a political activist for Puerto Rico and various South American countries as concerns their relations with the United States.

But, none of that really matters, let's look at some pictures.

Who was he kidding? That closet door of his must have been made of glass or something, because I don't know of too many straight guys that hang around with their muscle buddies in Speedos doing stretches on the beach and basking in the sun...on the same blanket.

Enjoy Rioters!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Episode 12: The BrewHaha Got Incited

Episode 12 of WitchesBrewHaha got completely Riotous as yours truly hopped on my magic pitchfork and flew on down to Velma's studios to join in a conversation about curses.

Oh yes, curses. We took on that hot button issue, and I very much believe you'll be intrigued by what we had to say.

It's just part 1 of a 2 part conversation Velma and I had - part 2 will be released as Episode 23 of Inciting A Riot on April 1st, which will discuss the ethics of cursing.

Make sure to subscribe to Velma's supremely awesome show through iTunes! And look out for the next Riot that's getting inciting April 1st!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Sunday, March 28, 2010

New Witchvox Article: Check it out!

Witch Vox just published another article: Age Is Just A Blunder. Head on over and give it a read. Make sure to send me your feedback - IncitingARiotPodcast@gmail.com

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Paranormal Court

Psychic Robert Hansen has a great racket. He gets in touch with dead people that supposedly tell the friends and family in the physical world how to settle some dispute. Recently, TLC has backed him by putting him on his own show called Paranormal Court.

The episode I saw tonight showcased a couple whose daughter died from a drug overdose. The mom has turned the daughter's room into a shrine, leaving everything just the way it was when she died. The dad wants to turn the room into an office. Who's to settle the dispute? Robert Hansen, psychic-medium!

After some generic questions that sounded rather...well...generic (read: applicable to anyone who is obviously going on a show to speak with a 'medium' to get in touch with someone dead), he gets right down to it and lets the couple know it's ok to turn the room into an office. He's encouraging. He doesn't really seem opportunistic. He seems like he genuinely wants these people to know this information.

Here's my beef: How can you market this? I give readings on occasion to close friends and family when asked, but I have never - and will never - charge for this service. And, I'm not one of those pagans who's totally against paying for a service given, but to go on a television show and toy with these people's emotions? This I have an issue with. The whole thing seems silly, trivial, ridiculous.

Now, I know the question is a bit...hypocritical, against the mainstream ideas of paganism - if any ideas can be called mainstream - but how do we know he's not just making it up? I mean, they're looking for a solution to their dilemma. And, supposedly, he doesn't know a thing about it before he meets them, but that would be supremely easy to fake. I'm just wondering how this guy, and guys a lot like him, can get their own shows.

But, I'd really just like to hear your thoughts on his show! Do you like the idea? Hate it? Skeptical? Or, am I being overly cautious for no reason?

IncitingARiotPodcast@gmail.com or twitter.com/IncitingARiot

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Friday, March 26, 2010

Absence on the Census

My census came a few weeks ago, and I was so excited to fill it out. There are so many sub-sects of the population that I was eager to proudly declare membership in, letting the Powers That Count know the numbers of these groups had grown by at least a factor of +1.

I was quite disheartened to rip open my envelope, giddy like a kid at his birthday, and find that the great Census Takers only wanted my name, age, and relationship to the homeowner. They were fine with asking my ethnicity, but they didn't really care if I was gay, Catholic, employed, or whether I'd been convicted of a crime. To me, this census felt more like a 'we don't want to know the truth' sort of census.

I would think a census would involve asking the questions we would all like to know. How many people identify as gay/straight/bisexual/transgender in America? What better method is there to anonymously gather this information from nearly every individual residing within our country's borders? We could find out accurate numbers for the adherents of various religions, how many unemployed Americans are out there today, income deviations - are the rich really getting richer and poor getting poorer?

So many polling companies make their living from getting a supremely small sample of the population, asking them some questions, and making rulings about how the majority of the country lives their lives. And, sure, it might be a little Big Brother to ask so many questions, but wouldn't it be nice to have some numbers we could actually believe? Numbers that could be held against any scrutiny? I mean, gosh, there are statistics out there claiming that less than 2% of the population is gay, others that say a little over 10%, and even higher numbers reaching at the 20% mark. That 18% disparity is unbelievable.

Unbelievable because it's just not true. Some number out there is the truth. And these true numbers can be used to lobby government officials to take notice of your minority. If your minority group (religious, orientation, ethnic, language, etc.) is growing, shouldn't your representation in legislation and government reflect that? Would Don't Ask Don't Tell meet so much opposition if we knew for a near fact that we weren't talking about 2% of the population - as certain religious lobbyists would have us believe - but 8%, 12%, maybe even 17% of all people. That's millions of Americans being denied their rights!

There's nothing that can really be done this go around, but there's nothing to stop the American Government from asking these questions in a different format! Would you be up for adding your name to a respective minority category? Do you feel it's important or unimportant to know these numbers? Send your thoughts to IncitingARiotPodcast@gmail.com or Tweet @IncitingARiot!

And, just so you know, I wrote that I was the 'unmarried partner' of my partner on the census sheet. Doubt it'll matter, but it was my own little subversive addition.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Thursday, March 25, 2010

#OffWithHisCock : Get It Trending!

Have anybody that slighted you, cheated on you, or is just plain nasty? Do the names Jesse James, John Edwards, or Tiger Woods make you sick? Are you just tired of hearing about mens' penises?

Then proudly take to your Twitter accounts and proclaim:

#OffWithHisCock 

This new topic has just been created by yours truly and is being bandied about in good fun on Twitter. But, since we've got a bit of time to kill and a great deal of venting to do, it would be great if you Rioters joined in on the TwitterFun! Make this a trending topic! Have you followed me on Twitter, yet?

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Eat, Pray, Love Trailer is OUT!

You all know by now that I have a slight obsession with the book Eat, Pray, Love. It is a beautiful book that should be liturgy for modern spirituality and one's inner journey.

Well, you all may remember over a year ago when it was announced that Eat, Pray, Love was going to become a movie starring Julia Roberts, and that meant that I died and went to JuliaHeaven.

Now, thanks to Amber Pheonix, I have found the trailer for Eat, Pray, Love. Based on the novel by Elizabeth Gilbert and directed by Ryan Adams (of Glee fame), this movie proves to be a formidable summer blockbuster that I will be dragging Partner to see at least 5 times. Maybe 9.

Without further adieu I give you the HD trailer for Eat, Pray, Love.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

You Can Go To Prom, But You Can't Live Here

I reported a few days ago about a boy named Derrick Martin whose school has approved him and his boyfriend to attend prom together...as a couple. This would be a wonderful thing, except that the amount of press surrounding Derrick's prom triumph has proven too much for his parents.

But because of the media attention, Martin’s parents have kicked him out and the teen is staying with a friend, he said.

Even though so many people have been coming out of the woodwork to support Derrick, his boyfriend, and their family, the parents of this young man don't want all of the hullabaloo surrounding having an activist icon. It doesn't matter how many limos you offer to rent or tuxes you send, if the boy doesn't have the support of his parents the whole thing becomes rather bitter tasting.

But, why would parents want to throw their son out on his butt like this? It is estimated that nearly 700,000 gay teens find themselves in this situation, where parents just cannot deal with having a gay, bisexual, or transgender child under their roof. We know people are afraid of what they don't know, but it is strange to think that parents can pretend to legitimately not know their own children, despite sexual orientation.

I actually went through a period with my parents, years ago, where they wanted me to move out, because they just didn't know how to deal with my dating guys. Now we're great, and they love my partner, but there was a time, a very long time, where things were very bad between us. During that time I had resolved that my parents probably would never be a part of my life. I'm glad I'm wrong, but, statistically, I'm one of the lucky ones.

Derrick Martin's story, no doubt, will have a happy ending. He's a handsome young man who's getting plenty of media attention. Even if his parents don't take him back, he'll have the gay community at large to fall back on. If he works this right, he could get book deals, a show on LOGO or Bravo, television appearances, and turn his story into a nice living.

But what about the hundreds of thousands of other teens? Who speaks for them?

Happy prom, Derrick. I hope you use this opportunity to turn 15-minutes of fame into a public outcry against parents kicking their children out of their homes just because they would also like to take their boyfriend or girlfriend to prom.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Look what's blooming in my backyard!

Not All Proms Will Be Cancelled

Out of Georgia, today, it's been reported that the cloud of intolerance and backwards thinking that most believe permeates the south might just have a few holes in it.

Derrick Martin, an 18-year-old senior from a Bleckley County school (and the guy at the top of this post), asked his principal, Michelle Masters, whether he could bring his boyfriend to this year's prom. He asked in advance, as you have to get permission for out of county students to attend. At first, the principal said no and that Cochran - the small Georgia town's name - wasn't ready for that much gayness to be at the prom.

Then, after careful consideration, the principal and school board realized there was no policy against bringing a same-sex prom date. Thus, the principal changed her ruling and said yes.

“You don’t have the right to say no,” principal Michelle Masters said. “As a principal, I don’t judge him. I’m taught not to judge. I have to push my own beliefs to the background.”

Obviously, there are a lot of things to think about, especially in conservative, southern towns. Safety being chief amongst them. Half joking, Martin said that he'll be taking out insurance on his tux. Even though there will be security at the prom, let's pray they don't have to be utilized.

That being said, congratulations Georgia for showing the world that not every small, southern town is close-minded or bigoted enough to take away a child's prom just to protect whatever definition of family values you're considering to be correct today. Prom away!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Monday, March 22, 2010

Episode 22: Inciting A Whispered Riot

Episode 22 of Inciting A Riot: the Podcast. The main topic today is in our Sociology segment and will talk about what closets we can come out of and where we can come out of them. Specifically, today's show has to do with coming out of your respective closet at the workplace and whether it's a good idea.  

News: HEALTHCARE REFORM PASSED BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS ON MARCH 21, 2010! Oh Frabjous Day! Caloo, Calay! (Brownie points if you can tell me where that came from.)  

Word of the Day: obfuscate  


Spirituality: Ostara's history and a couple of tips on how to celebrate it. Eggs that I painted for Ostara are on IncitingARiot.com.  

Poetry: Economic Downturn  

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Fire Lyte  

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Ostara Eggs!


Ok, so these are the eggs I painted for Ostara. Well, 5 of them are and the center one was painted by Partner. 

I always thought that the eggs should be painted with things you'd like to come to fruition this year. So I painted a tree for strength, a flower for beauty and fertility, a rising sun so that I could see the dawning of a new day, a star for realizing my own power, and the Goddess symbol because...well...because why the hell not? 

Because the Goddess has guided me, obviously, in ways that I will never know and I am so grateful for Her blessings - no matter what form they come.

Blessed Ostara, First Day of Spring, Vernal Equinox...

HAPPY NEW DAY RIOTERS!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Happy and Blessed Ostara!!!

Today is a day to reflect on the balance within us, around us, and that which is exhibited through us. May you all be blessed and move (quickly) forward into the warmth and joy of the spring and summer seasons. 

I'll post some pictures of the eggs and stuff I paint later today, but for now enjoy some history and tips for this - one of my favorite holidays!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte
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Ostara
Date: March 20th – 22nd (Date of Vernal Equinox)
Also Called: Vernal Equinox
Related Holidays: St. Patrick’s Day, Easter, Feast of Isis (Egypt), Feast of Cybele (Italy), Aphrodite Day (Greece), Festival of Astarte (Greece/Rome/Persia), Festival of Athena (Greece), Hilaria (Rome)

Ostara’s name comes from the name of the ancient, Virgin German Goddess of Spring, Eostre. As this day falls on the spring equinox (vernal equinox), its traditions deal specifically with resurrection. Many deities have been attributed to the ideas of resurrection including Odin, Attis, Osiris, Dagda, Mithras, Orpheus, Hera, Persephone, and, most famously, Jesus Christ.

As early Christians were known to do, they attributed this day to the feast of St. Patrick in order to win over pagans. The most obvious attribution to Ostara or Eostre is the Christian holiday of Easter, at which time the myth of Jesus Christ’s crucifixion, journey into the underworld, and then rebirth is celebrated. This holiday, however, is also highly regarded as a time of fertility and, more specifically, sex. Thus, the meals and traditions of modern times feature cake, honey, eggs (for fertility), and the symbol of the rabbit (for sexual energy).

Despite the tradition, it is widely believed that a grain goddess, for example Ceres, goes from field to field on Ostara blessing the crops. Lilies are seen on this day from the Greco-Roman tradition of dressing altars and temples with them as a symbol of life – on contrast to the Christianized attribution of death. It is thought on this day that the Goddess – in her Maiden form – meets the youthful God and begins their courtship, which is consummated at Beltane.

Slavic tradition holds that death has no hold on the living on this day, and a personification of Death is ritually killed by drowning it in moving water, such as a river. Flowers were then tossed into the river as a symbol of life renewed. People who died on Ostara were thought to be blessed by the Gods and would be blessed in the afterlife until their reincarnation. After Death’s passing, brightly painted red eggs were passed around during a celebration of spring including dancing, singing, food, and drink.

Wear new clothing to celebrate the Teutonic tradition in which finery is made throughout the winter in preparation for this spring ritual and is worn for good luck. Gather friends and family for games, feasting, egg decorating, and celebrating the fertility of spring and the blessing of the earth. Eggs are an ancient symbol of fertility that can be blessed and either carried as a fertility amulet or buried as a Springtime Blessing. Rabbits are also pervasive symbols, as there is a tale of a lowly rabbit that wished to please Eostre and decorated eggs to do so. She was so pleased that she wanted the whole world to share in this joy. Thus, the idea of the Easter Bunny was born.

Ostara Blessing


Blessed is Ostara, the day of all Virgin Goddesses of Spring, the day of Eostre and Isis and Cybele and Aphrodite and Astarte and Athena and many others.

Blessed is this day of balance, of the God and Goddess standing as equals, of Life and Death, Light and Dark.

Spring is upon us; Light conquers the dark and new life bursts forth on the face of Mother Earth.

We bless the earth and thank her for the bounty of Spring!

Blessed be the youthful Goddess, Maiden of Springtime.

Blessed be the young God, Consort of the Goddess.

Blessed Be!




Friday, March 19, 2010

When Life Gives You Lemons, Eat Junk Food!

Without saying anything more - and thank you in advance for anything nice you have to say, but I probably won't respond to it (so you might not want to send it) - I no longer work with court services.

I could blame a lot of factors - myself, other people, 'the system,' the economy, Mercury Retrograde - but really I've chosen a different route:

PRINTING RESUMES!

Without further adieu, welcome to the next chapter of my my life! While I will miss the job, I'm looking forward to adding new experiences and a new career to my repertoire. So, this will be the last time you hear me talking about that job.

Ever.

I've already handed out two resumes, filled out 4 applications, eaten 7 slices of pizza - okay...12 - and had a beautiful morning. Sure, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep (thank you snoring...), but when I finally woke up the world was a great deal brighter.

I think that says a lot about how far I've come as a person the past couple of years. Goodness, the past few months! I'm in a much more solid place now than I was last summer when I was so upset about feeling lonely and lost and without direction. I have a direction: forward! 

Anyways, I am still Inciting My Friggin Riot as usual. Right now my job is getting a job. But, I still plan to continue the Riot in all its pitchfork and torch glory!

So, thanks in advance for your positive energy and such, but it would be great if we just moved ahead.

On second thought, maybe I should blame Mercury Retrograde... 

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The Cop In Front Of You

Have you ever noticed that, when you're driving along and see a cop, you automatically hit the brakes? We do this - don't deny it; you do it, too - because we think that that extra little brake push will slow us down enough to get exempt from some un-given speeding ticket. Here's a hint: cops probably won't notice you in the crowd if you don't push your brakes. Why? Because, when you push your brakes your BRAKE LIGHTS come on!

Americans do all sorts of silly, stupid car rituals in order to get out of tickets they're probably not going to get anyways, especially in the presence of cops. We speed until we get to the bottom of a hill and then slow down close to the top, because we think the cop is going to be on the other side. We flash our lights at one another in warning of a cop somewhere in some area of the surrounding acreage. We wrap the seat belt - THAT WE SHOULD BE WEARING, BTW - around our left shoulder to make it appear we're wearing said seatbelt. (My grandfather is guilty of that one.)

But the funniest one that I've ever noticed is that nobody, and I mean nobody, passes a cop. Have you ever noticed that, with a speed limit of (let's just give it a nice round number) 60, cops will deliberately go 5-10 miles under the speed limit? You're driving along, actually driving the limit, and you see a cop going slower than you... What do you do? Well, by golly, you slow down, too! You slow down so much that it now seems to be a game of who can slow down the fastest, because you and everyone around you is slowing down - AND SO IS THE COP!

Cops are people, too. They know the tricks that people think they can do to get out of a ticket. So, in situations like this, they have fun with people. They slow down to see if anybody will pass them, which doesn't happen. But, why don't we pass the cop? If the speed limit is 60, and you're going 50, that's a ludicrous 10 miles lower than the limit, and you've got places to be!

One time, when I was about 17 or 18, I just decided I'd had enough of the slow-moving traffic in the presence of a black and white. I broke the mold and broke rank with the line of cars creeping a safe 200 feet behind the cop car that house 2 cops having a grand old time watching people drive slower and slower and slower. So I popped to the passing lane, came up to the legal speed, and drove right past the cop car.

Waving.

They both looked at me a little bewildered, then smiled and gave me the thumbs up. I wasn't breaking any law by passing a cop. His lights weren't on. There was no emergency. I was going the speed limit. And I had to be at my job selling people highly overpriced electronics they don't need. (Guess that job!)

Cops are NOT out to get you. Stop being paranoid. Because, if you need to get a ticket for something, believe me; they'll give it to you. Your quick braking - or emergency braking - isn't going to slow you down to stop him from catching your road devil antics. Your seat belt hugging isn't fooling him. Moving the phone from your left ear to your right doesn't stop him from seeing you on the phone you might not be allowed to have, depending on your state. Flashing your lights doesn't make other people invisible to a cop. They're people, too, and they already know all the tricks.

Just follow the laws, and you won't have any problems. And, you can make other drivers REALLY freaked out by passing them AND the cop.

Legally, of course.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Age Is Just A Blunder


If I asked you to choose between asking a 19-year-old kid or a 40-year-old established adult to answer a question about politics, which would you choose? The quick and dirty answer is probably the 40-year-old. We naturally think that experience and age is accompanied by knowledge and wisdom. It has been proven in study after study after study that we view the superficial characteristics of a person to be a deciding factor in their trustworthiness.

We assume that wrinkles in the forehead and gray in the hair belie knowledge beyond our own. But, my dad always told me that assumptions make an ass out of you and me, and I learned that my father – whether I admit it to his face or not – is generally right. Now, I learned he was right not by looking at his forehead or hairline, but by asking him over 2 decades worth of questions and following up with his answers.

The same is true with books. When we look to ask the big questions in life, the books that have been around the longest are the ones we turn to when we want the answers. Obviously, if they’ve been around a while, they’ve got to have some answers. They have to be better than whatever shiny new thing is out there. Hundreds of years, thousands of years worth of trust in these texts must surely provide some sort of quantitative or qualitative proof that they hold more of the answers, the accurate answers, than other texts. Right?

It’s kind of obvious where that line of logic would lead. No, sir, just because something’s old doesn’t mean it’s the truth. It doesn’t mean it’s gospel, except that’s sort of where the expression came from. We say something is gospel when it is the undisputed truth. And we get the word gospel from the four gospels in the Bible – Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. This implies that the Bible, for example, is the undisputed truth. Except that the Bible and everything in it is one of the most disputed texts in history.

But, so are the Koran, the Torah, the Bhagavad-Gita, the Talmud, the Upanishads, the Veda, and all the rest of the holy and sacred texts of the world. We argue over scriptures we don’t agree with and blindly accept the ones that sound good and just sort of ignore all the other ones. There are over 700 commandments in the Bible, but most of us can’t accurately name the big 10.

The problem with old texts, especially ancient texts, is that they were written by specific peoples in specific periods and specific instances. Each one telling the story of a culture overcoming great obstacles and leaning on their god or gods for support, guidance, and justice. The even bigger problem with these texts, though, is that very perspective from which they are written. Because of this, cultures that are not part of the book writer’s culture are typically deemed evil and against god. For the Christians, the Greeks and Romans – and all of their gods and practices – were thought of as evil. So worshipping multiple gods, having homosexual sex, challenging the status quo, and a whole host of other ideals were considered evil. But, this can be the case repeated over and over again in each of the other Holy Texts.

But, the wisdom of these books cannot be denied. They have survived this long for a reason. There is beauty and depth and a path to the divine to be found within their pages. There is beautiful language and good advice and serious warnings against harming your fellow man. However, just looking at those beautiful parts is ignoring the harmful parts and the outdated parts and all the other parts in between. Remember the words of Elizabeth Gilbert, the pretty stuff will always be there, but you have to find a way to reconcile the not so pleasant parts.

On the flip side, there are the babies. The books and texts and ideas and spiritual guides that have been written in the last 10, 50, 100 years. These books have not had time to become a true holy text with hundreds of millions of followers and quotable scriptures disseminated amongst the masses. And, for that matter, it has not even been decided which of these dozens of books should be followed, if any were to be followed at all.

In paganism alone we have Cunningham, Crowley, Morrison, Ravenwolf, the Farrars, Bone, Buckland, and dozens more. Each has their strengths, weaknesses, and ludicrous postulations. Are any of their texts singularly able to stand as gospel? I don’t know of any pagan who would say yes. No, what book we consider to be gospel is the one we make ourselves, right? Our grimoire, our book of shadows, our personal compendium of spells, rituals, rites, sabbats, esbats, laws, rules, and religious tenets. This book is put together page by page from the time we enter our path until the time the Goddess calls us home.

Unlike Charmed, these Books of Shadows have not been handed down for hundreds of years, but even if they had does a few hundred years give it any more credence than the book you’re writing yourself right now?

Of course it does! It has had more time to be tested, questioned, debated, tested again, rewritten, and finalized. The difference in a working Book of Shadows, though, is that it can be changed, whereas the more rigid classical texts are – pardon the phrase – set in stone. Another big difference is that our books are not typically seen as the exact word of the Divine, when the holy texts are considered revealed, meaning they are seen as messages sent by God. Which, in some way, is a comfort.

If these books are Divine, then they can simply be followed. There is no room for questioning or changing or updating, because there is nothing new under the sun, as one text puts it. The date may change, the technology, and the manner in which we get in trouble might change, but the trouble never does – or so goes the thought. The Divine supposedly knows all of the ills and evils of mankind and set down laws and guidelines to prevent us from treading that path long ago.

Except, there’s the hitch. They didn’t write the books. The gods did not set pen to paper, finger to keyboard, or metal to stone and etch out the books of past, present, or future. People did. Which is why the classical texts are littered with allegories and cultural misunderstandings, pitting people against people all due to a war or injustice that happened thousands of years ago. But, because it’s a holy book and is older than dirt, there must be a really good reason why one particular group of people is better than the other.

I hope I’ve laid it out that this is both the boon and curse of ancient texts and practices. When we get lazy enough to blindly follow a text, we are doing ourselves and our future generations a disservice. But, young texts aren’t any better. We write our Books of Shadows, our grimoires, our modern holy texts with our own beliefs, grudges, prejudices, injustices, and points of view.

I’ll guarantee that you have spells, rituals, rites, etc. that are tailored to meet your daily needs, but I’ll bet you also developed such a spell, ritual, or rite to take care of a specific situation. That time you wanted a better job or a new lover or wanted to get back at your old lover or thought you’d give worshipping Bast a go; it’s all in there. And while you know the journey you took, your progeny might not. They might get a bit confused about why you’d be worshipping both Bast and Cerridwen and Coyote. They don’t belong to the same pantheon, and unless you’ve done a scholarly job explaining pantheism in your personal book, it could lead to a bit of a miscommunication.

Which, naturally, leads to later misunderstandings, and before you know it your words don’t quite mean what they did when you first wrote them. Modern texts have just as many holes as old ones. The trick is to try and find them before they sink your ship.

19-year-olds could be geniuses who’ve already graduated with a Master’s Degree in political science, while a 40-year-old might be a bum who never got past grade 9. We know appearances can be deceiving, and yet we don’t wholly embrace that when it comes to books. If the leather is cracked and the pages stained, it’s assumed it might contain better knowledge. While the shiny new pagan publication, with its flashy title and gorgeous art, is treated as just another fluff piece. I’ve said it before, and I’ll continue to do so: they are both equally adequate and inadequate.

My dad’s wrinkles don’t make him right, my double, triple, and quadruple-checking his answers do. Then practically learning them in the real world cements them. But, he doesn’t have all the answers. He still calls for questions about his new phone or for legal questions on occasion. And, of course, I relish in the chance to program his new tech toy, laughing the whole time about the day when he was the one with all the answers, and I was the silly kid who bought it all.

Each generation learns from one another. Do not shy away from the past, and, likewise, it should not shy away from the future. 

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Monday, March 15, 2010

Not Really Justice For All...?

This kid really is quite moving.

And, he's right.

We might have really small voices.

But we can do big things with them.

Wake up!
          Get up!
              STAND UP!

Use whatever talents, abilities, or voice you have to do your part for equality!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Episode 21: Inciting A Really Old Riot

Episode 21 of Inciting A Riot: the Podcast finds us talking about really, really old books. Specifically, we'll be talking about ancient holy texts as opposed to more modern spiritual books.

News: A psychic who claims he's mastered the stock market, a lesbian high schooler who wants to dress in a tuxedo, and a conservative Texan who's trying to hijack the social studies class.

Word of the Day: postulate.

Sociology: Part 5 of 5 of our ongoing discussion about sex education and tolerance in the classroom.

Gripe Department: I revisit last episode's topic, specifically dealing in the need for hate crimes laws.

Spirituality: Age Is Just A Blunder - the age of ancient texts making them more valid. Or not...

We also have the introduction of Project Pagan Enough, which can be found here: http://www.incitingariot.com/p/project-pagan-enough.html

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Project Pagan Enough

Project Pagan Enough is my movement to raise awareness in the pagan community about our treatment of one another in public, online, one-on-one, and any other time we are faced with talking to, about, or meeting with other pagans.

It has become quite obvious over the past few years that the pagan community likes to talk the big game of being tolerant and inclusive of all peoples, but seems to lack that tolerance when the person in question dresses well or is attractive or is otherwise garbed in a cloak of 'mainstream.' This intolerance seems to be derived from a standpoint that we, as the pagan community, believe we are ridiculed or ostracized by the mainstream, thus people that look mainstream must be our enemy.

Project Pagan Enough seeks to say that - no matter your beliefs, practices, looks, or loves - you are pagan enough. We can argue theology back and forth all day long and disagree with one another's fluff-factor until the cows come home, but it is high time that we stop denigrating one another's level of being pagan. Paganism does not have a set definition, and there is definitely not a dress code or music-loving requirement.

If you listen to Lady Gaga right alongside Kellianna, you are still pagan enough. If you don't mind wearing Abercrombie & Fitch, Prada, or other name brand, mainstream clothing to the local pagan festival, you are still pagan enough.

Also, Project Pagan Enough seeks to encourage members of the pagan community to be more tolerant of other religions, beliefs, and practices. What do I mean? Aren't we the most tolerant of all faith-based communities? Well, what happens when you hear the word 'Christian?' Are you still that tolerant, loving, inclusive pagan?

Many of us, and this is not specific to Paganism, choose not to really understand other faiths. Thus, we base our ideas of that faith on actions of the people that practice it. We say that Christianity is a mirror of the Christians who claim it as their faith. But, this is a horrible method of learning about other faiths, just like trying to learn Paganism by looking at the actions of self-proclaimed Pagans. People kill in the name of all faiths. People hurl insults in the name of all faiths. People foster hatred and jealousy and ill-will and harm in the name of all faiths. Project Pagan Enough seeks to say that we should be secure enough in our beliefs and ourselves to truly tolerate other religions and stop laying blame for what we consider to be the evils of the world on the doorstep of other faiths.

So, Project Pagan Enough is a movement, a cause, a Harmonious Riot that includes bloggers, podcasters, pagans, non-pagans, me, you, and the whole pagan community. It is my hope that the Project Pagan Enough logo becomes a beacon of progress and change for those of us living a magical life. By putting the Project Pagan Enough icon on your podcast's site, blog, or other website, you're making a set of promises:

  1. You are pagan enough, despite how you look, act, smell, dress, believe, or are.
  2. You recognize that others are pagan enough despite their appearance, smell, manner of dress, belief, practice, or other aspect.
  3. You recognize that you can have an academic debate on the finer points of belief or practice, but that it does not take away from someone else's level of being pagan.
  4. You welcome, befriend, and encourage others in the pagan community despite their appearance, dress, or other physical or superficial characteristic.
  5. You promise to treat members of other faiths, despite the faith, with honest-to-goodness fairness, equality, and grace, not judging them or their faith based on the actions of fringe members of their same faith. 
Like the points of the pentacle, these 5 tenets of Project Pagan Enough work together and will, I hope, launch our community into a new era of tolerance, love, and all of the qualities we like to think we have.

You may copy the Project Pagan Enough logo for your own website - below - but please make sure to link back to this page to allow others to know what promise you've made to the community at large. 

It is my sincere wish that we move forward into the new millennium with tolerance and open arms to all existing and new members of the Pagan community.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

The Project Pagan Enough logo:


Total Awesome Sauce

Taylor Swift's song You Belong With Me has been given the gay treatment in the form of a music video. It makes my inner closeted schoolboy just swoon with giggles.

It's utterly cute. Enjoy!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Friday, March 12, 2010

Cornerstore Jesus



Cornerstore Jesus

Solid colors – bright solid colors.
Yellow façade, yellow lamppost
Loud blue and green so tremulous
you’d think it would fall and walk away.

This is the cornerstore Little Mexico central hub
that has a line down the block for
fresh carnitas and sweet bread.
This corner window next to the light
and DON’T WALK sign
invites you to stop in for some
Red Bull and lottery tickets.

Buy your chance to win this truck!
Signs in Spanish with poorly translated
subtitles for the benefit of whatever
white guy that happens to wander in
for directions or a bathroom.

Hints of age and lack of care grow crimson –
rust eating paint and matching lightpost.
These edges moving to prominence
seem to highlight the clustered mess
that is a home.

Presiding over the 3”x3” advertisements
and the proof that people won the lottery there
and the visible heaps of unopened product

is a 3-foot-tall Crucified Jesus
with crown of thorns and scared shitless
expression, begging Heavenward.
Not hanging, but leaning on a wall,
making the nailed plastic Messiah postured
precariously between the truck raffle and
the long drop to the unseen floor.

Jesus cannot see out to bless or judge
but must face a fluorescent divinity
until the décor changes
or the ruin claims rule

or the bulb burns out.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Psychic Surprised by Investigation

Have you heard of Sean David Morton? Yeah, I hadn't either...until yesterday. (And, as of March 20, 2010, neither had Wikipedia...)

Sean David Morton claims he's a psychic intuitive that can predict things like natural disasters, terrorist attacks, and, as all psychics can, the ebbs and flows of the stock market. His company, Delphi Associates, has been responsible for investing millions of dollars into the stock market based around Morton's claims that he has " called ALL the highs and lows of the market, giving EXACT DATES for rises and crashes over the last 14 years."

On his Web site, Morton says he "uses his talents and abilities to predict future occurrences and trends such as earth changes, political events and stock market fluctuations." He also claims there to have given exact dates for such events as the San Francisco earthquake in 1989 and to have foreseen former President Bill Clinton's impeachment scandal.

Well, the United States Securities and Exchanges Commission (SEC) has finally taken an interest in Mr. Morton, after he invested $6 million that he solicited from individuals through his radio broadcasts, public appearances, and news letters that advised people to invest with his company.

Here's where it gets tricky. He's not just having money put into his company, but other companies as well. Vajra Productions LLC, 27 Investments LLC and Magic Eight Ball Inc. were all named as shell companies owned by Morton and his wife. Sounds a little like Bernie Madoff with a crystal ball, right?

The SEC alleges that only half of all the funds were invested, while the other half went into the Mortons' pockets.


Morton, 51 years old and known as "America's Prophet," appears on a nationally syndicated radio show, "Coast to Coast AM," with an audience of nearly 3 million listeners, the SEC said. He also publishes the monthly newsletter The Delphi Associates Newsletter, a paid, subscription-only newsletter that the SEC said has about 20,000 subscribers.

The sad thing, and we've all heard this story before with late-night televangelists, is that one investor is a 91-year-old woman who has already invested $125,000 and her daughter who put $170,000 into investments with this psychic.

If psychic intuitives could predict the ebbs and flows in the market and have this kind of success rate, then there would be no need for the stock market. Everybody would just use a psychic...and I would be a hell of a lot more well-off than I am.

People like this are dangerous in many ways. They give false hope. They take people's money. They continue the idea of psychics-as-fakes. And they're just plain bad folks. You may not have heard of Sean David Morton before, but you can guarantee yourself that his name is about to get thrown around the news circuit, dredging up a whole host of unwelcome and negative pagan/psychic sentiment.

But, maybe the guy's for real, and I need to be having him fill out my lottery ticket. Welcome to the Douchebag club Mr. Morton, aka IntuiDouche!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Monday, March 8, 2010

Magical Names Annoy and Control

Forgive the typos, I was attempting to write while watching the Oscars. Yeah... Kind of impossible, I know.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte
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Lady Pheasantwillow Penndragon. Priestess Penelope Morgana Darkraven. Grand High Priest Magus Archimedes Swanblood Thorsbane of the 7th Sealy Court. We’ve all heard the names. We’ve all rolled our eyes at them. And we’ve all secretly wished we had a really edgy, ultra magical, super pagany, paganer-than-thou name. The big question I have is ‘WHY?!’

What’s in a name? Well, if you believe what Joshua Trachtenberg says in his book Jewish Magic and Superstition: A Study in Folk Religion, then a name is pretty powerful. Kabbalistic ceremonial magic seems to be a derivative of even older ‘high magic’ practices found in Egypt, the Mediterranean, India, and the like. This ancient system of magic deals heavily in summoning spirits, invocation of deities, angels, demons, and other spirits, and evocation of the same.

The way ancient Jewish mystics summoned and controlled these spiritual entities was by knowing the true name of that spirit and calling it out. In fact, the Talmud calls magic ‘taking hold of a thing and manipulating it,’ as well as the more generic term ‘enchantments.’ However, the Talmud further defines magic as ‘the invocation of angels,’ ‘the invocation of demons,’ and ‘the employment of names.’ All of this summoning, invocation, and taking hold of was done by knowing that things true name.

So, to know someone or something’s ‘true’ name is to have complete and utter control over it. This shouldn’t really come as any surprise. This idea has been firmly implanted into modern fantasy works from the novels of Tolkien to the works of Rowling’s Harry Potter. Names have power, and as modern, magic practicing pagans, we choose to employ the techniques of name magic in the defensive.

We take up monikers of our own choosing, creating them using a wide variety of methods: numerology, mythology, assumption, divine inspiration, initiation, and a host of other ways I’m sure I will never know – nor, to be perfectly honest, care to know. These names, many claim, are their true names. They are the names that are assumed under a full moon with smoking cauldron and raised wand. These are the names that people put on and take off like aged sandals, worn so often the footprint is forever embedded in them, that are as much as part of your foot as your foot is a part of your leg.

These names are magical.

But, then, sometimes these names aren’t. Like my own “magical name” of Fire Lyte, sometimes they are merely pseudonyms used in the magical community at large. Sometimes you don’t want the millions of people on the internet to have the ability to Google your given name and find information that might, to the casual observer, make you appear to be a bit kooky. Sometimes these names are masks that allow us the freedom to dance around a balefire like Elaine from friends, without care or rhythm but enjoying the hell out of the good time we’re having. These names can be an easy way to keep your spiritual life separate from your day-to-day existence.

But, seriously, sometimes these names are just silly. Aren’t they? Really? Like the person who gets up on American Idol singing some god awful version of the latest “classic” pop song in a key never before heard; everybody seems to know they can’t sing, but they haven’t gotten the memo. Before you get all defensive, you have got to know you can’t go around publically calling yourself some combination of a color, a Native American spirit animal, and a mythological first name. Thorsson Silverfox and Morgana Darkraven just don’t a good business card make.

But there’s something to be said for having a way to delineate your time spent in ritual and religious gathering from your mundane life.

But, this is taking us away from the magical purposes of these names. Names, it is said, can control you. If I know your name, I can have power over you. Edward Clodd, in his book Magic in Names and Other Things, says “to classify things is to name them, and the name of a thing, or of a group of things, is its soul; to know their names is to have power over their soul.” To know someone’s very soul is linked to their name seems to give names an otherworldly quality, like there’s something more to them than sounds and some letters.

So, is your soul, your name, the name that you choose, the name given to you, or the name bestowed upon your by someone else? Well, that depends on who you ask. If you’re a member of an initiatory path that gives out names, then you might think your true name is the one someone else gave you. If you’re a highly individual person, you might think the one you gave yourself is true. Or, if you’re pretty traditional, the one on your birth certificate does nicely.

Whichever name does it for you, it can be agreed by everyone in the pagan and magical communities that these names have been a point of contention for a few decades at least. These names, and accompanying titles many times, seem to be a way for people to escape into a realm of fantasy. Sure they help us get into the pagan mood, but there’s a point at which getting into the mood is somewhat inappropriate. When we gather for those famous pagan meet-ups, you might get introduced to a few Bills, Janes, and Toms, but then, of course, you meet the Morgans, the Ravens, and the aforementioned mash-ups of colors and animals.

Quick story: In one of my first meet-ups in Texas, I met a woman who introduced herself as Lady Ravenweed. She was not a member of a coven. She was not royalty. And, no, her first name was not Lady. In fact, nobody was really sure why she claimed the title Lady other than her own pretention. Names are one thing, and I think we can each forgive each other’s chosen names, but titles are a totally different beast.

We throw around these titles as though we were each pagan royalty in our own right. It’s not enough that we all want to be Morgan le Fay, now we’re High Priestess Morgana or Lady Morgana or Witch Queen Morgana. It’s fine if that is the title that your coven has decided you get to have, but the rest of us are not in your coven, and I’d like to let you know that we don’t care. We don’t. It makes no difference to us if you’re the High Mugwump of your group, because we did not give you that title, it doesn’t affect us, and, frankly, the fact that you introduce yourself with that title is off-putting.

The pagan path is supposed to be a simple one. We worship the ebbs and flows of the Earth’s ever-changing face. We plant things, we harvest things, and we bask in the glory of the simply complex thing that is nature. So why, then, must we dress ourselves up in these titles? I would like to offer my own explanation: competition.

We’re all in competition with one another to be paganer than thou. In addition to our jewel-encrusted athames and our organic silk robes with the real gold thread, we compete with each other to get the most arcane, mystical sounding name. And…for what? We’re not getting gold statues or large sums of money if we have the most complicated or the most obscure name. We don’t get to be first in line at the theme park ride if we say we’re a Lady or Lord or Archmagus.

I’m not knocking magical names. Obviously, I have one, and it falls in the ‘pseudonym so people in my mundane life don’t have to know absolutely everything about me’ category. I don’t think that Fire Lyte represents my soul, nor am I really sure that my birth name is connected to my soul either. However, what you think about your name and its purpose is completely up to you.

I think that our souls, our beings, are things that exist in us and above us. They are us and they’re not. They’re our better selves, our higher selves, and they don’t really have names. But, if they did, I’m sure they would be named First Highest Witch King Lord Archmagus Taliesin Merlinsblood Moonfeather Peaceblossom Darkwolf the Fourth.

Or not.

Episode 20: Inciting A Named Riot

Episode 20 of Inciting A Riot: the Podcast. This episode celebrates what we call each other, what people call us, and what our mama yells when she wants someone to take out the trash.

News: South Dakota's illiterate legislature, Chile's earthquake, and a racist, bigoted, backwoods Republican politician from Arizona. NO... I don't mean John McCain.

Word of the Day: Panglossian

Sociology topic: Part 4 of 5 on our discussion of tolerance and sex education in the classroom. This week's segment will focus on the implementation of a real, effective possible policy.

Gripe Department: A Pagan Podcast (hint hint) that has really, really got me incensed. This is a lesson in not believing everything you hear, folks!

Spirituality: Pagan names and titles. You can guess what I have to say about it.

Music: Summerfly by Bug from his album Songs from a Green Guitar

Poem: The one rotten egg

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Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte
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Friday, March 5, 2010

Book Review: Committed


Last night, as I was staring at the wall for 8 hours, I finished Committed by Elizabeth Gilbert. This memoir/sequel to Eat Pray Love is a fantastic look at the history of marriage while telling the story of how she and Felipe - her lover from the end of her journey around the world - were sentenced to marry by the Department of Homeland Security.

I don't know that I fell in love with this book as instantly as I did Eat Pray Love, probably because this book was grounded much more in academic research than that one. Parts of the book delved heavily into academic ruminations on the institution of marriage and its place in society. While these were appreciated and gave me a greater understanding of the ever-changing nature of this social pact, I think it might have taken something away from Gilbert's personal, funny, comfortable writing style that made the first novel so delightful.

That said, the majority of the book is a lovely story about two people who never thought they'd ever get married again coming to terms with the fact that to stay together they would have to do that very thing. If you've been in a committed relationship, if you haven't, if you know someone who has, if you've ever heard the word marriage

BUY THIS BOOK!

It's a hopeful story about finding that one person you can give yourself to completely, and how wonderful that feeling can be.

5 out of 5 pitchforks!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte