Friday, April 29, 2011

Quick Note about IABHH Episode 12

Episode 12 has received a ton of feedback already. A TON! And Velma and I could not be more pleased that you all love to listen to our joint show.


The feedback we've gotten, however, (that tons and tons of feedback) has been several emails, messages, tweets, and comments a day almost since it was uploaded about the fact that you all cannot download the show.

Here's the thing: We've reached our maximum allowed bandwidth for the account we have. In order to get the amount of bandwidth we would need in order for our show to be downloaded, uninterrupted, from month to month, we have to come up with $100. And...sadly...donations for our collective shows have slowed down considerably in the past few months. Emails have increased. Feedback has increased. We get tons of interaction, but no emails. Podcasts are things that are free to download, free to share, and free to listen to over and over again. Unfortunately, they are not free to produce, upload, or keep available.

We simply do not have the money right now. I apologize for the inconvenience, and hope you can wait until May 1 for the bandwidth to become available again. Or...there's always tbe option to throw a buck or two our way. You can either donate on this page or through WitchesBrewHaHa.com, but make sure you note that your donation is for Inciting A BrewHaHa. We would love to upgrade our account, but it's just not feasible right now without the help of our dear listeners.

Thank you for your understanding!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Of An Altar & Witchy Music!

Partner got me a new altar for my birthday. Because I'm uber stylish and just a tad gay, it came from Pier 1. No, I'm not kidding, I now have an altar from Pier 1 imports. Like it? I put it together with all of my little altar stuff, but I quickly realized I will be needing more stuff to fill it up! I've never had an altar big enough to both look pretty and be a working, usable space. It's both.


It's tall, which is rather important for a guy who's 6' 6"! It's got deep drawers that easily fit an oversized Book of Shadows! (Wondering what I'm going to put in the second drawer.) There are two shelves, one short and one tall in space. I've lined up my plastic storage containers full of ribbons and herbs and things on the short shelf. Of course, since I now have the space, I will probably be on the hunt for witchy bottles to put my herbs and oils and things in. I also have a box of rocks. Yep...that wooden box is full of all of my stones. Dozens of stones. I'll have to figure out which to display on the altar and which to keep tucked away.

I hope you like it! This is my first real, purposely sought out altar. I've used an old nightstand, various end tables, a television stand, and, of course, a long, wooden shoe rack. But, now, I went out and found an altar that totally fits me. It's shabby chic, well-made, and already comes with that worn-in-over-decades-of-witchiness look I adore so much.

Of course, this begs every pagan blogger's favorite question, what does YOUR altar look like? Post a link to your altar pics in the comments below! I can't wait to see!

Also below are a couple of witchy songs I'm currently loving. The first is a song by The Bird and The Bee called Witch. The second is the latest offering by everybody's First Witch of Rock, Stevie Nicks. It's called Secret Love and it's from her upcoming album. If you love them, show it by downloading their music on iTunes or purchase the cd at your favorite site/store.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte






Monday, April 25, 2011

Shh! There are gays in Tennessee!

Tennessee is passing a law that has a LOT of people (and a LOT of Rioters) up in arms. It's being called the 'Don't Say Gay' Bill, and it will supposedly stop educators from mentioning homosexuality in schools before the ninth grade. But, as usual, there is a little bit more to this story than what is being spun in the media - especially the online blogosphere.

The first myth seems to be that - like most outlandish bills - Tennessee has made this a law. A lot of folks are freaking out as though this has passed both the State Senate & House and has become law for that state's education system. It has NOT. All that has happened is that one committee in the Senate (of which there can be dozens of committees) has green-lit the bill. It has not even been read, seen, or heard by the greater Senate.

Again, I repeat, this has not passed. It hasn't even been seen by the Senate.

The second myth seems to be that this "Don't Say Gay" bill, should it become law, would ban discussion of homosexuality entirely. That's not exactly true, either. Homosexuality could still be discussed in pertinent, educational situations from grades 9-12. (That's ages 13/14-18)

Now that we have the myths out of the way, I'd like to discuss, briefly, what's wrong with legislation like this.

Firstly, the bill only bars discussion of homosexuality during sex-ed courses. If you have a young gay or lesbian child, or a child whose parent(s) is/are gay or lesbian, then that kid cannot get answers to their sex-ed questions, despite whether they are legitimately asking. However, it does allow discussion of heterosexuality, and seems to be promoting it by dint of the exclusion of other lifestyles. Stacey Campfield, the progenitor of this legislation, feels that this allows parents to decide when the appropriate time to discuss sexuality with their kids is...except in instances involving a penis and a vagina... In THOSE cases teachers can let the kiddies know all there is to know.

This is Stacey Campfield. I tend not to make judgments based on looks, but doesn't he just scream CLOSET CASE? Especially after promoting not only this bill, but he has attempted to issue death certificates for aborted fetuses, force women to view an ultrasound before using their right to an abortion, and eliminating pre-K education programs. Oh yeah, and he tried to join the Black Caucus. This arch-conservative is #1 on my "Expect to see in a 'wide-stance' situation in an airport in the very near future" list.

Allowing for education on one topic while purposefully excluding all other viewpoints is confirmation bias. It promotes the idea that you are trying to exalt, while ignoring any and all opposing or different data. It's a fallacy in the education world and has no business in education. Either ban sex ed all together, or allow open, honest discussion of all topics.

Secondly, if you recall my series on sex education reform on the show, researchers vary on the average age for a person's first sexual encounter. HOWEVER, that age range is between 9 and 12. Most settle somewhere around 11. Most kids are about 14 in their Freshman year of high school, which is that magical grade 9 when children are apparently all of a sudden capable of hearing about gay folks doing it without turning gay themselves (???). At best, this legislation would be keeping needed sex education out of the hands of gay and lesbian teenagers a full three years after they, statistically, need it. At worst, they are taking it out of their hands an average of 5 years after their first sexual encounter.

As a quick side note: I have always loved trying to figure out how legislators decide what the "magic age" is for kids to learn or do certain things. Like, what difference happens to a kid between 17 years and 364 days and 18 years that allows him the mental faculties to vote or begin sucking down cancer sticks smoking cigarettes? Why can they see violence and nudity in movies at 13, but not 12? What makes the age of 10 the magic age for being able to charge kids with crimes, but a 9 year old that decides to kill his little sister gets off scot free? It's just a lovely conundrum, don't you agree?

Education should never be limited. We know, from research, that most parents have no desire for the school system to teach their kids about sex. We also know, from research, that most parents also don't teach their kids about sex. So...then...who is supposed to teach them? The internet? Other kids at school? Instinct and first-hand experience? Ahh yes. Twitter.

What do YOU think about this issue? What do you think about sex ed in general? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Friday, April 22, 2011

Yes, I Iron My Pillowcases!



Strangely enough, I'm not really anal retentive about organization or cleaning. At least, I'm not some OCD student counselor a la Glee. You won't find me scrubbing my grapes before popping them in my mouth at lunch. Nor will you find me with a tooth brush getting in between all the nooks and crannies of my faucet.

But there's something about pretty much anything I own made out of fabric. I have ironed sheets, napkins, hand towels, paper towels (yeah...I know), and even the ubiquitous ironing of socks. Yes. I have ironed my socks. Now, granted, that's because they were wet and I needed to dry them quickly, but still. I've ironed socks.

Also, before almost anything (pajama pants, tank tops, button up shirts, etc.) gets put into either a closet or drawer it gets ironed. Yep...t-shirts, jeans, the whole 9. I just like pressed clothes. I'm a strange little Rioter.

Tonight I found myself ironing my pillowcases right out of the dryer. I realize I'm about to lay my head right onto them in a bit, but it's the principle. For a few minutes, my bed will look like a picture in a magazine with perfect corners and clean lines. Who knows...maybe if I keep this up long enough I'll be scrubbing grapes soon.

What are your quirks? What little things do you do that, if you said them out loud, might make you sound just a little crazy? Post them up here under the comments section! Celebrate your weirdness and iron your socks!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Series Review: Bewitching Mysteries by Madelyn Alt

Rarely do I get so very excited about a book that I want to tell you all to stop reading my blog and go immediately to Amazon.com (or your local bookstore) and purchase it! Even more rare are the times when I beg, plead, and implore you to not just buy one book, but to hook your pitchforks into an entire series of books! However, dear Rioter, I am doing just that.

A good friend of mine loves books. A lot. I mean, I love reading and am a huge supporter of literature, but she's got me beat. She recommends books to me all the time, and I rarely have time to get to all of them, but - finally - I got to a series she recommended. I'm hooked. I'm ensnared. I'm in love with this series.

Madelyn Alt is the author behind the Bewitching Mysteries series that follows Margaret Mary-Catherine O'Neill - or Maggie - a budding empath who becomes employed at the witchiest of antiques shops: Enchantments. Throughout each book, you come to learn more about her circle of ghost-hunting/psychic friends. The books read like they were written as screenplays for the Hallmark channel. (Anybody remember the Good Witch?) It's pretty much like the Good Witch but with murder, Antiques Roadshow, and Ghost Hunters.

In a word, the series is charming. Absolutely charming. My one beef is that many times the main character, Maggie, is presented with such obvious clues, yet seems to remain rather oblivious to them. Or, contrarily, she knows information but refrains from telling the appropriate person everything she knows, thereby solving the mystery quickly. But, really, if you are looking for a charming read, PICK THIS SERIES UP!

Oh, and did I mention that there are pagans and witches in Stony Mill, Indiana (the setting for the series)? Yes. Liss, the owner of the aforementioned antiques shop, is a real life witch that practices real life magic(k) and gives real life tips on how to perform basic spells and energy work. The best thing about the magic in the series is that (except for a minor incident involving a possible water spirit dragging a killer to the bottom of the lake on command) it's applicable to real-world spell crafting. There's no Hollywood sparkles erupting from anyone's fingertips in this series. They mention books by Raymond Buckland, Silver Ravenwolf, and more.

I've got a few pages left in the most recent offering (Home for a Spell) and am eagerly awaiting whatever Alt puts out as the next book in the series. I warn you. Once you start this series, you'll be buying each of the subsequent books within a matter of days. They're easy reads that are exceptionally enjoyable.

Happy Reading Rioters! Oh, and if you happen to know Madelyn Alt, let her know I'd LOVE to interview her for the show! Check below to get the books in the proper order.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte






Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Force Continuum: Creating Your Own Reactionary Standards

People tend not to take others into consideration as much as those others would like. On the freeway you get upset because the person in front of you is driving slower than you’d like them to in the left-hand lane. At work you’re always flabbergasted as to how the customer can be yelling at you after you couldn’t process the return for the product they bought 6 months ago. The list goes on, especially online. Written text is the worst thing in the world for gauging inflection, tone, and quirky things like sarcasm or sorrow or elation. We are in a society of people that are increasingly upset at the car in front of us for not driving according to our rules of the road, and we are even quicker to fly wildly out of context of a situation and do things that - in retrospect - were probably not the best.

Police have to be trained on something called the Force Continuum. This continuum, according to the National Institute of Justice, is described as “[an] escalating series of actions an officer may take to resolve a situation. This continuum generally has many levels, and officers are instructed to respond with a level of force appropriate to the situation at hand, acknowledging that the officer may move from one part of the continuum to another in a matter of seconds.” This scale describes, in no uncertain terms and with great detail, how an officer of the law should respond to any given situation. Each policing agency typically instructs officers on their own method of enforcing the Force Continuum, but a basic outline can look like this:


  1. Officer Presence - basically the mere presence of the officer is used as a deterrent. No force is used and this is typically seen as the best and most effective method of resolving a situation. Think about it. When you’re cruising down the highway without your seatbelt on or going 90 in a 40mph zone, what one thing makes you instantly correct your illegal behaviors? The appearance of a police cruiser. In social situations, when two children are going at it on the playground, the appearance of a teacher is usually enough to stop the fighting long enough to run interference and resolve the situation. No words need to be said, even. Just the presence of an established authority figure.
  2. Verbalization - Non-physical force, in other words. Using words, dialogue, and engaging the offending parties in order to calm the situation down. Again, using words in this instance is meant to be a calming action. The officer is not instructed to yell at everyone unless the situation has escalated to that level. There are two parts to this: Calm, instructive, non-threatening commands such as “Hello. May I please see your identification,” to the person outside the liquor store at 2:00am who has been hanging out there for a bit too long. This can escalate to shorter, increased volume commands such as “Stop,” or “Don’t move.” Again, the officer is still using words alone, but never in a threatening manner.
    • The next few are sometimes switched, depending on the agency or departmental guides. I have been told in some situations that the proper procedure is Presence, Verbal, Chemical, Empty-Hand, Mechanical, Electric, Lethal. I have been told that Empty-Hand and Mechanical go before Chemical, and sometimes that electric goes before Mechanical. However, here is a description using Empty-Hand as the next option.
  3. Empty-Hand - The officer uses either grabs, holds, or joint locks to restrain an individual (soft technique) or, if necessary, progresses to what is known as the hard technique of controlled kicks, punches, etc. This is where the officer has to get physical in order to restrain someone. A situation where this is appropriate is to break up a fist-fight or to restrain a dangerous hysteric.
  4. Less-Lethal Methods - This is sometimes broken down into three groups: Mechanical, Chemical, and Electric. Mechanical meaning using restraints such as handcuffs. Chemical being something like pepper spray. Electric meaning a Taser (or CED Conducted Energy Device). The school of taught I studied said Chemical or Electric was preferred after Verbal for the safety of the officer. Keeping an offender at bay while still restraining or subduing them. Either way, you get the idea. These methods are for situations that merit a swift, effective response to a situation that has escalated thus.
  5. Lethal - When an officer is met with deadly force from an offender, they are instructed to use it as well.


Now, it is important to note that an officer is ALWAYS instructed to begin at Presence. Always. There is no exception. You do not go to a scene with your gun already drawn. However, as in the description above, you can quickly move from Presence to Lethal within seconds. If you get to a scene and realize that gunfire has broken out, you would be derelict in your duties if you tried to walk up and talk with the guy with the gun in his hand who is shooting on the crowd. You take him down for the safety of the bystanders and all involved. But, that is an extreme, and statistically rare, occurrence.

Statistics are important to note, because contrary to the beliefs of the media, police use force less than 1% of the time on their job. According to a study of law enforcement officers, for every 100 sworn officers there were 6.6 complaints. Out of those 6.6 complaints, 92% were unfounded and had insufficient evidence to support them. Ok…I’ll do the math for you. That means that for every 100 officers, .5% of them are reported to use excessive force. Forget what you see on television or in the movies. That is sensationalized. The truth is far less dramatic or drastic.

Remember when we talked about the disparity of race in the criminal justice system? Most folks believe the poor, young, black male commits the most crime. Remember who actually does? Upper-middle class, white, middle-age men. Them’s the facts, folks. Despite what you see on television, hear on the news, or read in the paper, numbers and facts don’t distort. However, one can easily use Confirmation Bias to bend and twist various studies to support a thesis, though that rarely holds up under peer-reviewed scrutiny.

So, let’s consider this for a moment. How is being a cop any different than being a person? You know…other than the propensity to get shot at more on a daily basis. It’s not. They’re people, too. This principle of the Force Continuum easily applies to our daily life, though - hopefully - without the chemical spray or gun-slinging. In fact, you can think of the first two items as having their own continuums.

Presence can be you just standing outside of your house while a child is picked on, letting the bully know they’re being seen. This can easily resolve the issue. You can make your presence known politically with a silent protest outside the capitol building. You can be present at shops and establishments that you feel add value to the community, and your lack of presence can be an equally powerful thing.

I’d really like to look at a Verbal Force Continuum, though. How often does someone say something you dislike, find rude, or otherwise wish had never come out of his or her mouth? How often do you bite back with just as rude or disdainful a comment? Or, possibly, how often do you take your comments to a level above theirs on the Force Continuum? This happens all the time. Someone makes a joke you find distasteful, and you proceed to verbally bash their comment, them, people they know, people that enjoyed the joke, and pretty much put them in a little corner of shame and guilt and leave them there to rot. You’ve become a verbal bully. You’ve used Excessive Verbal Force, and it is now you who are in the wrong.

The point of police officers learning the Force Continuum, being tested on its tenets and then further practicing it daily. The point of things like the police academy is to make sure that before officers are turned loose on the public, that they are fully aware of their actions and can remain calm and controlled when faced with less than agreeable situations. Remember how officers learn to be calming in their communication with the public, saying please, thank you, and addressing individuals by ‘sir’ or ‘ma’am’? That’s because the point of the Force Continuum is not to escalate the situation, but to deescalate an already tense situation.

If someone says something you disagree with, think is false, rude, or otherwise doesn’t jive with how you’d like it to be said, it is wise to consider your reaction on the Force Continuum. How much force is necessary? A lesson we all need to consider from time to time, myself included.

Let’s direct the discussion to magic and pagan practice. The question is often asked of who is to judge when is the right or proper time to do magic. When does an action merit the casting of spells, and, if it does, what kind of spell does it deserve? Does a glib comment made by a cracked out celebrity merit a binding? Does someone breaking into your house and threatening your family merit a blue candle to heal their inner hurt they must have that caused them to break into your house in the first place? No. At least, not according to the principle of the Force Continuum. You see, you are to meet the level of force being used by the other person and then attempt to decline the need for force.

I suppose my answer to folks that are curious about when it is time to take magical recourse for a situation is to examine their own Force Continuum. Let’s use a situation a lot of people face: a crappy boss. Your boss treats you poorly, verging on abusive. They devalue your contributions, they make crass statements you find offensive, and generally fly off the handle when things don’t go his way. Before you decide to hex him 7 ways from Sunday, examine the Force Continuum. (Don’t you just love saying that phrase?)


  1. Presence - Have you been present at your job? Not just showing up for work. A police officer stands with authority, makes a Presence (not presence), and generally gives off an air of responsibility and action. Have you been making sure your presence is positive and that your own actions reflect the desire to resolve conflict?
  2. Verbal - Have you spoken to your boss? Have you talked to someone in HR or written a letter stating how you feel the work environment has changed for the negative? Did you use calming, supportive, positive language to attempt a resolution? Or, rather, did you make snide comments behind your boss’ back, gripe about how much you hate this job, and all around stoop to their level. (Literally, in this case, stooping to their level of action on the continuum.)
  3. Non-Lethal Magic - Have you done the equivalent of the Chemical or Electric methods? Have you attempted to magically keep him away from you? Did you attempt to resolve the situation with keeping him at bay so you could work in peace and continue getting your steady paycheck?
  4. Restraint - Here is where the mundane and magical worlds begin to differ. You can choose to bind someone after attempting to keep him or her at bay. But, I have to wonder what is tying you to a job with someone making you want to bind him, or worse. Mundanely, one could transfer departments or simply - though simply is not an adequate term in this economy - quit the job. Your mental health and happiness is far more important than a job.
  5. “Lethal” Magic - If all else fails, and this isn’t a situation that can possibly be resolved with a mundane method, and you have honestly tried to calm the situation down, THEN, and only then, should you head for the back of your Book of Shadows and open the “7 Ways from Sunday” Hex.


This kind of continuum can, and should, be applied to our everyday lives. We are in a world of ever-increasing population that is growing exponentially. Right now, if some studies are to be believed, humanity is consuming several times more resources than our planet can continue to support. We are quickly tapping them out. The same goes for you. You only have so much energy to expend before you become sick, unhealthy, and drained. You should not be expending more energy or time on a situation than is absolutely required, and you should be using that energy to positively resolve whatever situation requires said expended energy. To do otherwise is to continue to pollute the social consciousness.

Eat, Pray, Love is one of my favorite books, and there is a scene in the novel - not the movie, sadly - where Liz and a friend are petitioning the universe to allow her a divorce. She says something to the effect of, If two people are locked in conflict, that brings the general mental and emotional health of the world down. However, if two people can resolve that conflict and find peace, doesn’t that bring the general health of the world up that much more?

Basically, choose your actions and words carefully. We are becoming excessively reactionary as a society. We are committing Excessive Use of Force upon one another with our words and deeds, when those actions were not on the same level you used. And, even if they were, your actions and your deeds and your words should be to calm a situation. To bring balance, to see the other side, to understand one another better. That is the aim and purpose of Right Action and Right Speech in Buddhist philosophy.

Create your own Force Continuum and then practice it. Gauge its effectiveness and adjust it over time. Keep tally of when you added to the general peace of the whole and when you reacted negatively. Try and train yourself, just like a police officer, to react with calm and restraint. Get that Excessive Use of Personal Force statistic for yourself down to 0.5% or less and be an Officer of Peace in the world.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Want to Win an Oddling?

Rioters! Mrs. Oddly, the new sponsor of the podcast, has created something rather amazing exclusively for you! In her Etsy shop she sells the most adorable "helper" dolls - also called Oddlings. They usually sell for around $13, but you can get one for free!

From now until the first show in May - whenever that is - I am taking entries for a Project Pagan Enough centered show. I'd like to hear from you, the Rioters, about how Project Pagan Enough has altered your way of interacting with the greater pagan community over the past year. Or, how you were negatively affected by another pagan's reaction to you because of something superficial about your appearance or personal tastes. I want to hear your stories about times when you were able to sit down and proactively talk out your differences and times when the other person simply wouldn't hear it.

Basically, I want your stories, your experiences being in and around the pagan community. What do you think of it? Do you want to be a part of it? Do you think it has a future?

Now for the prizes! Mrs. Oddly has created 2 different dolls you can win. One has a pitchfork, and one has a torch. Everyone that submits a story has a chance to win, as well as everyone that submits a donation of any size using the PayPal donate button on the side of this site.

I can't wait to hear from you! Submit all entries to IncitingARiotPodcast@gmail.com, as these will be used for the show and not the blog. Look below to see the amazing and adorable dolls two of  you will win!

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte




Friday, April 8, 2011

Top 10 Ways To Not Teach Your Kids Magic

Top 10 Ways Not To Teach Your Kids Magic


  1. Do not tell your children to jump off the roof and fly. They will go splat. I don’t feel there’s any further explanation for this one. And don’t try to weasel your way out of this one by saying you’re teaching them to astrally fly. That’s just lying to your kids. So what are you? A liar or a kid splatterer?
  2. Do not allow them access to arcane books of magic unsupervised, especially around Halloween. In fact, go ahead and make that one all year. T hey will either summon up three ugly, yet musically gifted, witches or otherwise cause mayhem and havoc at their school. Either way, you’re the parent and that means you’ve got to be the one to get rid of the witches or the mantis demon or the plague of boils and toads. That kind of time is just too precious and is better spent watching whatever Kardashian is making a sex tape. We’re teaching our kids morals, after all.
  3. Do not take your children to a train station and tell them to run at the wall at full speed. I realize it might be hilarious to watch, but we should really refer back to point one here. There is no separate train station on the other side of the wall and they will not go to a special magic school. They will get a concussion, however, which is kind of like being at a magic school. They’ll see stars and feel like they’re flying.
  4. As fun as it might be, do not create a servitor spirit and place it in their teddy bear with the purpose of having the teddy bear teach your children magic. That kind of crap worked in the Last Mimzy, but will only serve to confuse and embarrass your children when they go to their first serious group rituals and place their teddy bear on the altar as a symbol of power. Inevitably, because nobody will understand the might power of the Teddy Bear spirit guide, they will create their own new branch of Paganism called ‘Teddybearism’ and they will be the first Teddites and then we will all be making fun of your children for believing in Teddy Bear magic. Until, of course, Llewellyn publishes their book, they become fabulously wealthy, and millions of people around the world begin espousing the truths of the ancient and powerful Teddy Ruxpin. (Really, isn’t anybody else creeped out that that thing could talk along with the movie? Servitor spirit if I ever saw one!)
  5. When you feel that your children are getting to that age where you want to teach them magic, do not sit your 4 year old down and begin by saying, “Ok, Bobby, you know how Timmy pushed you down at school yesterday? Well, we're going to give him boils and curse his family line for 7 generations. You down with that?” Really, you should teach them the basics first. You know, basic, 101 stuff, like summoning Cthulhu in the bathtub or making the head cheerleader’s hair fall out. Then you can teach them how to curse Timmy’s bully spawn for 7 generations. Priorities people!
  6. Do not teach them love spells. Ever. Unless you are one of the aunts from Practical Magic and you have your bottle of molasses ready to make things more interesting. Love spells are never as fun or as thrilling as the movies make them out to be. They will not create a love zombie out of Derek, the football god, with some angsty words and sexy paste. Unless your son or daughter is also a god of some type. Perhaps Loki. Is your child Loki? If so, please let me know where you live so that I may move to the other side of that hemisphere. Wait…what were we talking about? Oh, yeah. Your kid’s a fatty and none of the popular people will ever date them despite what magic spell they do. (Unless it’s that summoning Cthulhu in the bathtub trick. That might garner cool points, or, at least, dead popular kids in which case instant climbing of the social ladder. Score!)
  7. Do not, as a general rule, allow them to pull a sword - or any other implement - out of solid rock. Especially if a crazy old man in robes tells them to. Crazy old men are probably getting off on the phallic nature of the sword and that’s just an unpleasant thought. If your kid does pull a weapon out of stone then they will - and this is just science talking - have sex with their sister and make an illegitimate son that will eventually rise up and kill them. I mean, really. It’s basic math. Or science. Or something. Either way it will happen, so just don’t.
  8. Do not tell them every character they happen to read in a fictional story is real on the astral plane. Please? Let’s end that madness with this generation. Sorry…I’m projecting. But, really, if you do…I will make fun of them. And you. And 7 generations of your family line.
  9. If they can move things with their mind, do not let them. Seriously, I saw X-Men 3. I know what happens when telekinesis runs wild. Just be a good parent and talk to the school about placing them ahead a grade or 3. It worked for Matilda, it’ll work for your brat. They’re just bored, and idle kinesis is the devil’s kinesis I always say.
  10. Do not allow them to animate objects around the house for the purpose of daily chores. That instills weak character and poor personal accountability skills. Do you really think that when they grow up and go work at McDonald’s, do you think that Bob the manager is going to let them fry those French fries with a little flick and swish action? Absolutely not! He’s gotta really get in there and get those grease burns if he ever hopes to be promoted to cash register. It’s a long climb to the top of that fat food fast food chain, and your goiter isn’t the only one competing! What? You thought your kid could do better than Mickey D’s? Hey, you taught him not to do chores! Your kid’s failure is on you. Really, why didn’t you think about switching out those spells you taught him for, I dunno, prosperity magic or “get my shit done and not work at the McDonald’s drive-thru” magic. Bet you saved all that good stuff for yourself, huh? Selfish.

Episode 51: Inciting A White & Black Riot

Episode 51 of Inciting A Riot: the Podcast finds us Inciting A White & Black Riot as we take a look at color correspondence in magic, the reasons behind our usage of white and black, and whether we’re being smart about that reasoning.

Project Pagan Enough: 2011 Edition

News: TransOcean is giving bonuses for safety, Eman al-Obeidy is a Libyan heroine, Kevin Provencher is a pimp, the Valor Act is dead, and you aren’t thin because you’re not thinking!

Word of the Day: abrogate & “his name is mud”

Gripe Department: What the hell happened to Witch Vox?

Promo for Mrs. Oddly’s Etsy shop. (MrsOddly.etsy.com)

Sociology: pt. 4 of my discussion of negative stigma with Scarlet from Lakefront Pagan Voice.

Tips & Tricks: How Not to Teach Your Kids Magic

Music: Goddess - S. J. Tucker

Spirituality: White & Black in magic and in light

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Libya Update: Eman al-Obeidy

If you haven't noticed, I've been holding off on doing a lot of news updates on the blog. (Don't worry, episode 51 is chock full of them!) The reason for this is that a lot of the major news stories haven't had any updates. There still isn't a decision made as to the state of unions in America. The Middle East is still experiencing turmoil and no regime has fully given up control, yet. Heck, even Egypt is still going through massive crisis, and we thought that was done and changed. Abortion is still a social problem in America. And so on and so forth.

However, there is a tragic-yet-uplifting story that I found recently out of Libya. The government of that country has been trying to act as though the government is in complete control and acting with the most altruistic intentions. Daily, though, stories come pouring out from all news outlets saying that people - non-Libyans as well as citizens - are being killed by soldiers without a second thought. Women are being raped and a general genocide is occurring in the midst of Muammar Gaddafi attempting to retain his hold.

Eman al-Obeidy is a woman, just a woman, who would not have been picked out of a crowd until a few weeks ago. On March 26, al-Obeidy entered a hotel in Tripoli where several reporters had been cloistered by the government - one reporter on AC360 said it was like being under house arrest - and sat down in what appears to be the dining room of the hotel. She then threw open her garments and began loudly retelling her story of rape and imprisonment and abuse at the hands of soldiers in the Gaddafi regime.

Immediately, she is surrounded and carried off by government minders - many of them looking like waiters - and was not seen again until she was finally released on April 4th. She is prevented from leaving Tripoli or Libya, but is no longer being detained by the Libyan government. This comes after an international protest rising after video of this horrific act of censorship and Big Brother interference went viral. I've included the video below, because I think it is important. I think stories like this are exceptionally important, because this is what happens when humanity becomes careless with one another. When we've decided one group of us is valued higher than another. When we've decided that power should reside in the clutches of some and held lofty over the many.

Now, as with anything, detractors are saying that this story is a fake. That CNN and other news agencies are trumping this story up as was done with Jessica Lynch in order to make the American people feel better about involvement in Libya. I'd like to add, however, that the Lynch story (as well as the Iraqi baby incubator story and the story about WMD's definitely being in Iraq) was not created by the news media. It was created by the American government. The Pentagon, to be precise. I don't believe they contrived the al-Obeidy story. Nor do I believe that this woman would have anything to gain by attempting something like this in a time like this. I realize wagging the dog is a popular method of population control, but I simply fail to believe this is one of those times. If it were, the American government had better pray that woman gets the hell out of Libya, because Gaddafi and friends won't care if she's an actress. They'll shoot her anyway.

Watch the video. It's not the most pleasant thing, but it is honest and it depicts, what I believe to be, a triumph of the human spirit. Overcoming the fear of loss of life to get a very important message out: Things are not as they seem. We need help. Please, help us.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte


Monday, April 4, 2011

Project Pagan Enough: 2011 Edition

Last year saw the creation of Project Pagan Enough, my movement to halt in-fighting and name-calling in the pagan community and instill a sense of community. Suffice it to say, this movement has exploded across the pagan blogosphere, with a few notable exceptions. Podcasters, authors, radio hosts, bloggers, and folks that just enjoy a little bit of everything have taken the PPE pledge, even posting the badge to their Facebook pages, blog sites, and more.

I cannot tell you how humbled I am that this little project of mine has seen such wonderful use and pervasion into the greater consciousness. Thank you for that, dear Rioter.

However, the project also had its notable dissenters. A few podcasters ridiculed the idea as naive, unnecessary, or downright childish. Some bloggers - one that I had on my show in particular - made anti-PPE movements (that, I'd like to add, fizzled quickly) and decried the movement as simplistic, overreaching, or, as that maven of tact put it on my show, "stupid."

Personally, I like to believe I'm nothing if not willing to take a dissenting opinion and learn from it. Many folks had a point. The language of PPE 2010 was too simple, too inclusive, and left a lot to be desired. People could make it mean a lot of things, and with the language that I hastily used to create the project it is easy to see how that could be done. I knew that PPE was not going to remain a fixed list of ideas and that it - like all pertinent works - should grow over time. Thus, I have rewritten the tenets and ideas behind Project Pagan Enough.

They are, I feel, tighter, more concise, and get to the heart of the issues I really wanted PPE to deal with. In-fighting. The need for discourse. The reactionary, overly-defensive pagan that refuses to listen to different ways of thinking. The newbie pagan who is afraid to ask questions, because they keep getting shot down. The Christian-bashing pagan. The folks that have made it the standard to shoot down all ideas of what it means to be pagan except their own for far too long.

This manner of thinking will kill our community. In fact, I'd venture to say that it is killing what little community we've managed to create. We are growing. We are no longer a small group of folks that look, dress, or believe in very similar manners. We are in all socio-economic brackets, have a range of appearances, manners of dress, and a host of differences that just showcase the beauty of the human tapestry. We should not shy away from change and growth, but, rather, be the group that embraces it.

Therefore, I ask you to go to the new Project Pagan Enough page (or just scroll down to the bottom of this post) and read the newly worded Project Pagan Enough outline. If you still believe in it, or you can get behind this idea better than the 2010 version, I ask that you recommit to Project Pagan Enough. Spread the badge. Share the story. Link back to the permanent PPE page. Help this movement grow and, by extension, help the pagan community grow.

Also, one last thing I promise. I am beginning a contest. No, you don't have to buy anything or donate anything. I'd like you to send me your PPE story. How has PPE affected you? When was there a time that you were criticized within the community unfairly? When have you felt judged or mistreated because you didn't look the part of "pagan"? How did you react? Has PPE helped you to treat other pagans or people of other religions more fairly? Submit any and all responses on these or similar topics to IncitingARiotPodcast@gmail.com. I would like to use them for an upcoming PPE-centered show. All participants will be entered to win a special, limited-edition prize made by our new sponsor Mrs. Oddly.

Take the pledge. Are YOU pagan enough?

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Tale of the Powders and the Rusty's

Once, many years ago, though not as many as one would believe, there was a town. It was a town as lovely as a town in a fairy tale should be. It was in the mountains and had a lake a little ways from it; there were always white, puffy clouds in the air, and it was overall quite charming. The town had a cobbler and a woman who sold ripe fruit and nobody could ever remember a time that things weren’t just wonderful.

During a particularly auspicious day, a number of strange things happened. Early in the morning, those that worked near the bakery got quite a shock when something went wrong in one of the ovens and the roof was blown right off. This left everyone in the vicinity coated in the baker’s special sticky flour. The people laughed, however, because nobody was hurt, and nothing was so broken that they couldn’t fix it together while singing some lively music. What they did notice, though, was that the baker’s special sticky flour blend did not come off easily and left everyone coated with it a little lighter than everyone else.

About the time lunch was supposed to happen, many people had gathered in the town square to eat their meals. Meals in this town, weather permitting, were always shared together, as the townsfolk felt it was just more fun that way. On this particularly strange day, the town square fountain began to pump a strange, brown liquid. It was a little shiny as though some of the pipes below had rusted. Unfortunately, the plumber could not be called in time, and the fountain began shooting its water higher and higher. Before long everyone in the square had put their lunch away and was playing in the water. Work could wait, after all. Parents chased their children, and men and women danced together. After the fountain was turned off and the plumbers found the problem, the folks in the town square noticed that they were the color of the rusty water, despite how much they bathed. Nobody paid it any mind, however, and they went about their business.

Finally, in the evening after dinner, the strangest thing of all happened. A few of the shopkeepers on Main Street noticed a man whom nobody had seen before walking down the road. They waved to him, but he didn’t seem to notice. Now, in this town in the mountains, they rarely got visitors. So it was a rather big deal that he just walked right in. But, again, nobody really thought anything more about it.
The next day many of the townsfolk were helping the baker to repair his roof when the Stranger walked up. He asked if there were any specials, and the baker politely explained that since the accident yesterday the bakery would be closed for the next few days for repair. Instantly the Stranger became quite agitated. He accused the baker of running a shoddy business, to which the baker apologized and rummaged around until he found a day old baguette for the man. The Stranger left in a huff, but not before a few of the folks heard the man mumble something about ‘untrustworthy Powders.’

As dusk approached, the man entered the tavern and asked for the day’s hot plate. The lady of the tavern nodded and quickly brought the man a plate full of grilled vegetables, a baked sweet potato with butter and sugar, and a heaping pile of lamb chops smothered in savory sauce. The Stranger took a few bites and gruffly called the waitress over to ask if there was anything else on the menu. He loudly groaned and slammed his fists when she said that no, this was their finest dish. He became so upset that the lady of the tavern walked over with a meat pie left over from lunch that she’d warmed in the oven, wrapped it in brown paper, and said it was for him if he would like it. The Stranger gave her a rather rude look, with one eyebrow arched and both eyes looking down his nose at her. He snatched the pie out of her hands and left. Later on the lady of the tavern asked the waitress if she heard the man call her a “thankless Rusty.”

Several days passed while the Stranger made his way around the town. He visited the barber (who turned out to be an impudent Rusty) and the blacksmith (who turned out to have the Powder’s propensity for shoddy craftsmanship) and on it went. After a while the people began to feel that being a ‘Powder’ or a ‘Rusty’ wasn’t a very good thing to be. While the blacksmith felt his craftsmanship was superb, as had everyone else, he began to doubt himself. He became anxious and nervous when anyone asked him for new shoes for their horse or for a set of carpentry nails. One time he even told someone he just couldn’t make their item out of fear they weren’t going to like it. But, in the back of his mind, he thought, “At least I’m not a thankless Rusty.”

And so it went for weeks. The townsfolk became nervous, agitated even angry around one another. If one of the folks in line at the fruit cart took too long to select between the best pears of the day, one of the people behind them would mutter that they were a “dawdling Powder” or a “lazy Rusty.” Eventually, people stopped eating together in the town square for lunch, and the fountain was completely turned off as it was the source of the “Rusty problem.” In fact, many of the Powders in town said they would really like the whole thing removed.

Likewise, the baker had a hard time trying to sell his baked goods, because the Rusty’s began claiming his prices were too high. Though they were the same as they’d always been, the Rusty’s began accusing the baker of favoring the Powders because he was one of them. The same treatment was given to the lady of the tavern by the Powders and on to each of the businesses. Soon, commerce had come to a standstill, at least as far as certain businesses were concerned. The baker only sold to Powders, the tavern to Rusty’s, and so forth.

Soon the Stranger had been forgotten, which was fine with him. He went about his business seemingly unnoticed by the townsfolk. As time wore on, he decided he would leave. His time there had come to a close, his errands completed. With that decision made, he gathered up his traveling cloak and walked right back up main street, made a left-hand turn and was never seen or heard from again. Not that the townspeople, at this point, even bothered to notice his absence. They were too busy trying to figure out how they could get rid of one another.

At some point it was decided that the town should just split in two. A line was drawn down the middle of the town, with Rusty’s and Powders living apart from one another.

Seasons came and seasons went, the wheels of life turned, and the town began to look unrecognizable. The children that once played with one another were forced to keep apart, though they didn’t need much coaxing. Many of them had grown up hearing about the ‘criminal Powders’ or the ‘devilish Rusty’s.’One side of town learned to live without bread, the other without fruit, and on it went.
There came a time that a small child on the Rusty side found an old picture of her father with a Powder woman. She asked him who it was and the man gave a contemptuous look at the picture and said that it used to be her mother. Now, the little girl had never been told about her mother, and seeing that she had been a Powder woman was very odd. At first she felt afraid, but then she saw the two people in the picture were happy, smiling. There was a fountain bursting in the background, and everyone seemed to be dancing and playing.

The next day, with the picture in hand, the little Rusty girl made her way to the town border. After making sure nobody was looking, she tiptoed her way across the Powder side’s line. She crept down streets and peeked around corners, until she found the woman in the picture coming out of the cobbler’s shop. Equally frightened and curious, the little Rusty girl followed her mother from a great distance, so as not to be noticed. The woman came to a little house with white walls and a dark green roof with lilac shutters and a red door. The house looked quite charming, thought the little girl, and she scampered across the street.

Just then several people started shouting at the girl. They called her some exceptionally rude names and began chasing her. The girl was instantly frightened, and she fled from her mother’s house. But, her little legs just weren’t fast enough to keep her away from the crowd, and she was eventually scooped up by two big, rough hands. A Powder man had grabbed her, and a man and woman who were with him started yelling that the little girl should get Floured. The little Rusty girl didn’t know what that meant, but she was very sure she didn’t want it to happen, and she began to cry. This seemed to repulse the Powder people, and they took her by the hands and dragged her along as she struggled to keep up.

The Powder people took her to the baker’s shop, which had become their makeshift town center, and proceeded to poke her with their fingers and laugh at her tears. More Powders showed up and they all had a great laugh as the man who had scooped the girl up poured honey and soured milk all over her, ruining her pretty yellow dress. Once she was soaked and sticky, they covered her in flour and told her to get back to the Rusty side where she belonged.

The little Rusty girl fled the bakery, running as fast as she could back to the Rusty side of town and to her house with the brown walls and bright orange roof. When her father came home and saw the girl covered in flour, he erupted in anger. He brought the neighbors and other townsfolk to his house to see what the Powders had done. While a few of the women began helping the little Rusty girl to get clean, the men began gathering tools and riling themselves up into a rather angry mob. In less than an hour, with the girl lying in her bed in clean, dry clothes, the men were ready to march into the Powders’ side and rid the town of them once and for all.

The Powders must have seen them coming, because they were equally prepared with shovels and pitchforks. The little girl could see the two groups from her bedroom window getting closer and closer to one another, each yelling and holding their tools in the air as they taunted one another. The little Rusty girl held the picture of her Powder mother and Rusty father close to her, closed her eyes, and wept.
Just then she heard the yelling stop. She opened her eyes to see both groups of men halted in place. Mouths open, weapons raised, just a few feet from one another…they had frozen. As curious as a small child can be, the girl went to her front door for a better look. Sure enough many of the men were frozen mid-stride, and the air was eerily quiet. She turned to go back inside when she saw someone walking down Main Street, right down the middle of the line.

The Woman was cloaked in green with curly red hair that had bright spring flowers braided into it. She was so beautiful, and the little Rusty girl just knew she was a nice lady. She ran down the street to her and tugged at the lady’s dress. The beautiful Woman looked down, took the girl by the hand, smiling. Together they walked toward the two groups of men, Powders and Rusty’s on either side of the line. The little girl and the Woman stood there, looking at the two groups. The little girl stared back up at the woman with uncertainty and sadness in her eyes. The Woman had tears streaming down her cheeks, but looked down at the girl with a smile in her glistening eyes.

The Woman let go of the little Rusty girl’s hand and went from person to person, on either side of the line, and kissed them on their forehead. As each man was kissed, the look of anger fell from his face. He looked blissful, happy. When she had finished with each person in both crowds, she waved her hand and the village sprang back to life.

The Powders looked at the Rusty’s, confused, and each group mumbled to one another and then made excuses to get back to work. The little girl asked what happened to the men, and the Woman replied that things in this town were going to be different from now on. However, she told the little Rusty girl to run along home and get some sleep. She kissed the little girl’s forehead, and the little Rusty girl immediately felt tired.

When the town awoke the next morning, they heard someone singing beautifully. Everyone made it out to the town square, staring at this beautiful Woman clad in green singing in a foreign tongue. Some of the men clutched their hearts while they listened, and some of the women began to weep. Powder and Rusty alike stood together to listen to the song, and at the very end, right as the Woman was singing a note that sounded like the ringing of a thousand silver bells, the red-haired Woman raised her arms and the fountain burst. A tower of clean water kept rising until every townsperson was under its spray.
A stunned silence fell over the crowd as they just stared at the fountain that had been turned off for as long as anyone could remember. Suddenly, the little Rusty girl began to giggle and splash in the water. Soon, a few more children – Rusty and Powder – were playing, chasing one another around the fountain’s pool. The adults looked at one another, unsure of what to do. Then, all at once it seemed, everyone just began laughing right along with the children. The women began chasing the smaller kids and the men shook hands with one another and began dancing with their wives.

One strange thing did happen as the townspeople continued to frolic in the square, the water from the fountain seemed to be washing off the last bits of the baker’s special flour and the tinge of rusty water from everyone’s skin. Indeed, when the fountain had finally calmed down to its normal height, everything was as it had been before that very strangest of days had happened.

The little girl who used to be a Rusty noticed the Woman in green walking back down Main Street. With each step she took, the line dividing the two sides of town seemed to vanish beneath her feet. The little girl ran up to the Woman and tugged on her dress. The beautiful Woman turned to look at the girl and told her that everything would be much better now, that everyone was finally going to remember how much they had in common. The little girl asked why this all happened, and the Woman said, “A long time ago, the people made the mistake of listening to an angry Stranger, and they forgot the best parts of each other. Sometimes, we all need a little reminder.” And with that, the Woman turned, walked down the street, made a right hand turn, and was never seen or heard from again.

And the town really was better forever after.

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Episode 50: Reactions and My Response

Recently, in case you have not heard, I did an interview with Salem Warlock and Pagan Dividing Line Christian Day. It was for episode 50 of the podcast, and it has been one of the fastest downloaded and most commented on shows I have ever done. Everybody seems to have their opinions, and I - of course - have mine, about how the show made them feel. I have received dozens of emails, even more tweets, and a number of comments on the blog (as well as blog posts on other sites about this interview). I’d like to highlight for you some of the responses and then give my own. Each response seems to be falling into a few different categories:


  • The ‘Wow What A Great Interview’ Category - People in this category are quite pleased with the show. They enjoyed the interview, enjoyed my questions, and developed a pleasant, more human idea of Day afterwards. They generally have few complaints about the show and overall thought it highlighted my fervor for a balanced view to contemptuous situations and my ability to remain calm, ask pointed questions, and in general keep the interview on track.
  • The ‘My Opinion Hasn’t Changed’ Category - These people are a little like the first group, except without the pleasant Day aftertaste. Respondents in this category felt I did a good job with the interview, but do not feel that Day’s answers to my questions painted him in any better or more human light than they thought of him before. In general, respondents favored the interview because they felt I reaffirmed their personal assumptions about who Day is as a person. However, technically speaking, there are a few respondents in this category who had a favorable idea of Day before the interview and retained it afterwards. So, one could call this category of respondents a split category. A little in both favorable and unfavorable responses.
  • The ‘I Now Dislike Christian Day’ Category - These respondents told me that when news of Christian Day first came out, they gave him the benefit of the doubt. They were quite upset that the pagan community was coming down so hard on him, and some even highlighted Project Pagan Enough as their reason for initially wanting to come to Day’s defense. Generally speaking, the respondents in this category decided that Day did not give answers that made himself look good. Also, they seemed to feel he came off looking as though he was a name-dropper that is trying desperately to be famous. Respondents, again, liked my part of the interview, though it did not really factor into their responses as heavily as other categories.
  • The ‘This Interview Was Greatly Disappointing’ Category - Respondents in this category are disappointed with both me and greatly dislike Christian Day. In fact, some feedback came from individuals who had previously sent me rather favorable reviews of past shows, yet they panned this particular episode. This category was generally codified by responses that were quite chagrined that I did not “rip Christian apart” verbally for 2 hours. Responses ranged from the idea that I pulled a lot of punches to the perception that I seemed to be overly chummy with the Salem warlock. In all, several folks said that they were really looking forward to me sticking my verbal pitchfork into Day and decided that I didn’t.


Now, if I may, I would like to tell you what I think about these responses and give my own idea of how the interview went.

To those that loved my portion of the interview, I am - naturally - quite grateful and flattered that you thought so highly of my poise and questions. I do try very hard to present a show that upsets comfortable thinking, asks direct questions, and demands some good answers.

To those that like or dislike Christian Day to any larger or smaller degree than they did, this was not my intention. I did not set out to give a favorable interview with Day in order to make him look good. Contrariwise, I did not set out to ask questions that would make him look bad. I set out to ask questions and see what he would say.

To those that disliked the interview, I was never going to please you. You probably know that. One respondent sent me an email that detailed a rather long list of dates and web addresses that contained podcasts, interviews, television shows, blog posts, and comments on websites all by Day that she was offended with. She was quite upset that I had not asked him questions about each and every offending statement he’s ever made, and about his generally perceived anti-feminist/anti-whatever rhetoric. Again, I was never going to please that person, nor was I going to please the scores of people that have always wanted to get Day alone in a room for 15-20 minutes just so they could yell at him, give him a piece of their mind, or…I dunno…punch him in the face.

I was never going to make any of those people happy, because I do not resort to bringing someone on my show specifically to rip them a new one. Christian Day makes a lot of people - including myself - very upset by some of his actions. He has grabbed a lot of media attention over the years, and as a result makes those of us that do not like the image he portrays very angry. There are people - I have come to find out - that listen to podcasts, watch television shows, and read blogs or message boards where Day appears specifically to pick apart his comments and feel offended. To those people you have my deepest sympathies. There are people that read my blog and listen to my show that openly dislike me and seem to only do so in order to write more bad comments and send even more emails about how I get everything wrong in my quest for knowledge. Again, I kind of pity you.

As to my opinion: Christian Day was honest. I told him in the interview that if he had come on the show and tried to deny that much of this was a blatant attempt to seek media attention that I would probably eat him for lunch. If he had lied about his intentions or desires or who he purports to speak on, again, I would have probably ripped him the new one that many of you wanted ripped. But, the simple fact of the matter is that he was completely open and honest about every question I asked him. There were a few times I had to follow up and challenge him, but for the most part he answered each question quite candidly. For that, I applaud him.

He fessed up to this being largely about publicity for three causes: himself/his businesses, Salem tourism, and permeating the culture with the word warlock. He accomplished those three tasks. If he had not, I would have probably seen such a response as an attempt to occlude the truth and called him on it. But…he didn’t. He was honest.

Now, do I stand by my idea that I would not have done this? Do I believe the image of the pagan and magical communities that Day and friends put out there is one that I like or would want circulated by the mainstream media? Absolutely and absolutely not. I would never have sought media attention in such a blatant, fame-seeking manner. Nor, would I want the images and messages being sent out on Fox News or CNN to be those that Day put out there. But! (notice the !) I am not going to fault the guy for doing what he did any more or less than I already have.

He came on a show with a host that was clearly not on his side on any of these issues and answered some (what I believe are) tough questions with honesty and candor. He admitted to a bit of hypocrisy when it comes to his actions for Sheen’s language versus potential action for language that he uses. He was called to the carpet about his use of salacious terminology. He was asked about alienating the pagan community, shooting himself in the foot, and whether this helped with the sales of his upcoming book. He frankly discussed his views on the pagan community, the fact that his sales are still thriving, and that no press is bad pres when it comes to his upcoming book.

Honestly, I will say that my views of Day as a person have changed. I feel he is a lot more intelligent and aware of the community than I initially gave him credit. Although, I believe his methodology for accomplishing his goals is misguided, I think he knows what he is doing and is right to say he only speaks for himself.

Generally, I was surprised by his answers. I did not expect him to be honest or forthcoming with as much as I asked of him.

So…I’m pleased with my interview. Did I know about the laundry list of Day’s sins? Yes. Did I know about those comments he’s made and interviews he’s done and television shows he’s appeared on? Yep. Did I need to ask him about every single one and make him answer why he did what he did? Nope. He said he does what he does to seek recognition for himself, for Salem, and for the word Warlock (or whatever pet cause he has at the time…like eating sushi). You can try for yourself. Here’s a sample question:

“Why did you use the c--- word when referring to [woman’s name]?”

“Because I say what I want and what I believe. I know it pisses people off, but no press is bad press, and it all helps to increase sales, name recognition, and the witchy aesthetic of Salem.”

You could pretty much apply that answer to any question you’d ask him. And they’re all honest accounts.

So, to those that are disappointed I didn’t accomplish your fantasy of eating Christian Day for lunch and spitting him back out with a bile-filled, well-worded bashing…I was never going to please you. I am generally pleased with the outcome, and while I recognize that he said some things I didn’t question further about, I feel he would have answered me similarly enough to prior questions that it would have become a fake flowers discussion. Besides, many people said of Day that he “set us back” as a community. What, then, would have been accomplished by having him on and verbally bashing him for an entire show? Setting us back even more? Making us look like overly emotional whiners or bullies? Like Day said to me, as fun as that might have been for us, it wouldn’t have solved anything.

What did YOU think about my interview with Christian Day? Comment below or email IncitingARiotPodcast@gmail.com

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte

Friday, April 1, 2011

April is the New May Day?

In a recent news story on National Public Radio (that's been picked up by the Associated Press and seems to be blowing up the interwebs) Ophiuchus isn't the only change going on to our witchy world these days. Apparently, Beltane (known otherwise as May Day, among other names) is no longer going to get to be called May Day. Unless, of course, you're a stickler for tradition, in which case get with the times!

Renowned astronomer, Parke Kunkle, is leading the charge amongst other astronomers and geologists alike who are saying that because of the series of devastating earthquakes experienced worldwide, in conjunction with subtle shifts in the atmosphere over the past 100 years or so, the date for Beltane (one of the ancient Irish terminal dates) is changing. According to recent findings, the reports are saying that May Day, or Beltane, has been changed so much that it is now a few weeks earlier: April 18th of this year. From the article:

Due to changes in the earth's alignment recently identified by astronomer Parke Kunkle, we not only have Ophiuchus, the 13th sign of the zodiac, but the correct date for Beltane
[otherwise known as "May Day"] has now been moved to April 18th.

So, mark your calendars, Rioters! I know a lot of us could ignore Ophiuchus because of the Western Astrology loophole, but this seems to be a pretty solid seasonal rift. I know I've heard plenty of reports about the Earth's axis being shifted recently, so this seems to make a lot of sense.

Honestly, though, I am quite excited to hear Kathleen Borealis' (hostess of the geology podcast Borealis Meditation) take on the whole matter. She's got a Master's degree and all. Thus, she gets to wear the Smarty Pants in these matters. Also, fellow bloggers Gillian Chase and Mrs. Oddly have done a great job highlighting this newfound phenomenon. Check them out.

What do YOU think? Share your thoughts via comment or tweet on Twitter! I believe the hashtag is #BeltaneInApril. Join the conversation! How does this affect the Wheel of the Year? What will this mean for Samhain? Ahh!!! Can't they just leave the stars alone?

Love and Lyte,

Fire Lyte


APRIL FOOL'S!!!

Thanks to all those that played along. Thank you to Isaac from the Pagan Hooligans Podcast for the idea. And stay tuned for Episode 51, coming soon...!